THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Trevor McGee A.K.A. “Stuntman Trev Trev” “Trev-Man-Mcgee” or the ever popular “T Man McGee”. This kid believes he is the long lost step brother of Taylor Lautner (and is also in love with him)(He is also gay). Currently Trevor is a gay stripper/pornstar who loves to make breakfast creations and paint shit on himself while bumping Lady GaGa. His favorite holiday is halloween because he loves to dress up in fcked up home made costumes usually resembling one of his many favorite horror film stars. Extremely gullible Trev has always been willing to do what it takes to entertain whoever is in his company. Finding a cooler of “left over snow from 6 MONTHS ago” me and a few friends decided to piss in the massive collection of ice. After congregating for a few minutes we decided to trick T-man into putting his face in the cooler. Before saying one word to Trevor, he walks in the door and shouts “DEEWDS MY SNOWS” (as is his usual lingo of adding an s on the end of every other word) and continues with “I’ms gonna sees HOW LONGS I cans put mys face ins this snows) He lasted a stunning 2.5 minutes before the laughter could no longer be contained and the secret of the yellow snow (discretely hidden by a thin layer of white snow) was revealed. Trev’s response to the snow being yellow was “No deewds its nots piss its just these cigrits (cigarette) my moms put thems in theirs weeks agos.” I went camping with Trev and a few other friends one time where Trev-man proceeded to loose his mind in a cabin located in the middle of nowhere. Intoxicated with alcohol and marijuana he began demonizing in the rafters of the cabin. After we forcibly “exercised” him of his demons Magoo fell into a deep slumber. As payment for his strange actions during our party time, the warm foamy beer was poured over him to ensure he was “cleansed”. The following morning waking up from falling out of rafters and being covered in beer his only concerns were “where are my jelly beans” and “can I ride out of the woods on top of the truck”.As you can see this kid has some issues with how he thinks, however besides that I find it very entertaining. His dream of becoming a Dare Devil/Stuntman motivates him to never turn down a challenge no matter the odds. One time we suggested it would be cool if he road his bike down a steep hill off a dock into a lake. T-man responded by “one upping” our challenge by riding his bike down the steep hill off a ramp on the dock and flipping into the lake. He failed terribly but he attempted the stunt and that was good enough for us.
Male porn stars don’t make any money. They do it for fun.- nik