Trust Fund Baby, Escort or Legit Success
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need some help here. I recently came across this girl on Facebook who had quite a large following on a fan page but she never really posts anything. Her name is Melissa Anne Teixeira. I’d never heard of her before and wanted to know more about this girl AND why everyone was following, so I googled her. After sifting through about 30 pages of crap on google, I soon learned that this girl is on a whole other level than these fake wannabe troll internet “models”. This girl has actually done some high profile things in her career. Chicks been on Howard Stern, some crazy show called Hillbilly Handfishin’ worked with the UFC, played in that Lingerie football league, posed for Playboy THREE times, and has a BOAT LOAD of “celeb friends”. Jenna Jameson and Pauly Shore follow her on twitter, along with a train wreck of NFL players/criminals, some Playboy Playmates and some skeevers in Hollywood. The other night I saw a post on her “fan page” to send her a friend request, because she had opened a page for friends to get a more personal glimpse into her life. I added it. After I did, I soon realized that we had some mutual friends in common; one of them was my college roommate. The two of them seemed to know one another pretty well so I called him up and asked. Evidently he went to high school with this chick (Catholic school but of course!). He told me that apparently she is a “millionaire” that came from a shit whole ghetto and was so dirt poor growing up that her own classmates had to buy her family food! He says that she now owns something like 7 car dealerships in the Boston area, and that she has all types of exotic cars, yachts, and even frequents to LA, the Caribbean & Hawaii on a G6!! He says that she lives in a huge ass mansion & sometimes throws elaborate parties for friends that consist of stripper poles, Patriots tickets, and trips all over the world. Speculation on a few vacation homes in Dominican Republic, LA, & Hawaii, as she’s been seen at these same homes numerous times. I thought my boy was trippin, until I actually saw some her post some sh!t while I was on the phone with my boy! She posted like 30 photos of her with random celebs, Tila Tequila, Vern Troyer, Kevin Bacon, there’s too many to list, and even one of her with a U.S senator! He says shes a really cool girl and she is quiet and down to earth & is very giving to others.
What is she looking at?- nik
The best part about this “article”? It is all lies, she has none of these things, and it was submitted by MELISSA herself, some “LOOK AT ME” scam. Pathetic
I went to High School with her and I agree with Lindsey, ALL LIES, she posted it herself!
You are completely wrong!! She happens to be one of my close friends she may not have all those things but close to it. She has traveled all over the world and comes from a great family and has a nice home and is very successful in the modeling and business industry. So for you to say she wrote that is whats pathetic
It’s all true. If anyone knows, I do.
Actually she does own car dealerships and I’ve been on vacation with her- stop hating …
I highly doubt Melissa wrote this herself. And I highly doubt that this is “all lies” considering I have seen her in Playboy, and she is currently on the Playboy for iPhone app. Go there and see for yourself. The bottom photo is an actual Playboy image. So there’s one “lie” proven truth..
I don’t think Melissa would lie about herself like that… especially publicly subjecting herself to ridicule for the above false tale.
Psssst, it’s a jealous hater.
Good Lord…. You are making Melissa out to be someone that she is truly NOT…. Who ever wrote this really needs to have better investigating skills!!!!
Spent five minutes of my life reading the baloney these guys said. And some silly comments They always mix some truth with lies I think Melissa is fine. The person who said sh is ugly needs glasses head examined etc.
I just checked out her instagram & there’s compelling evidence that just about everything in this article may be true? She’s got pix of her flying on a private jet with several female friends, and she’s standing in front of the Playboy mansion. I googled her and got an IMDB & it does have her listed as being on Howard Stern & Hillbilly show and some UFC related show.. Strike 2. I’m going with this article is TRUE.
People will always hate on others that are successful. Melissa is a great friend and will go out of her way to help others. So what if she has a jet, big house and famous friends. Does that really bother you. So sad.
Why hate? So what if she has things you don’t – jet, big house, $$ and celeb friends. Does that really make you mad — So sad
Whats wrong with you people?! Mel is one of the coolest and most real girls i know and is always going out of her way to help people even tho everyone seems to shit on her! People are just jealous and who ever wrote this can suck it!!
Ey. I know Melissa and this shit is hysterical! Who the f wrote this? Ha
This birth apparently has nothing else better to do but do self dirty.com posts now? So pathetic Melissa!!! Thought you were smarter then this.
If you have ever heard her talk she talks like she’s straight ghetto. Very limited vocabulary. F**K is her go to word. Money can’t buy you class or a brain. P.S. Bleached Blonde and Butt Ugly without makeup.
She bought a crap load of followers for her twitter account and gloated about it like they were real.
Funny I think your all a bunch of haters. Anybody can buy someone else twitter fans. Pick a name out of a hat & buy em some fans. Besides that, you have no proof of any of what you say. Claiming she wrote this post & accusing her of buying twitter fans & saying she speaks ghetto is slanderous.
Wow, this is the biggest load of crap I have ever heard…. 1st if you know Melissa you know she did not write this. 2nd who ever did write this and posted it could be hit with a slander suit. As it is not true and personally goes against her. 3rd you so called friends that have posted, LOL, only wish you knew her. You all have made yourselves look ignorant 4th Melissa and her REAL friends are laughing our asses off at you dumb-asses. 5th Her husband does own car dealerships but, it has nothing to do with her family. As they are his dealerships. 6th get your facts straight as you and this site now look stupid and non-creditable. First rule of journalism is find the facts and make sure they are correct before print/post.
You guys are all a bunch of haters because being her sister! I can speak to 90% of this being true! The other 10% is media made up crap, which is kind of comical but expected in the field. So unless you have walked in our shoes no one has a right to say anything! I guess it’s best said with the cliche phrase” don’t throw stones if you live in glass houses!” Peace out!
This whole thing is written either by Melissa herself or a close friend. Since when do articles on the dirty point out a person’s good qualities and defend the person? HAHA! And since when do men actually talk like that? Seriously, all this was done to drive more attention and traffic to her. And it worked. Good for you Melissa. Also, she has done some good things, but she is not by any means famous, nobody knows who she is. The only credit I will give is that she actually tries to get somewhere with modeling, unlike the typical “facebook model.”
Your kidding right?? Melissa would NOT post this about herself! She owns HemiGirls in the US and was Playboys Ms. Social I believe in July….this girl has got it going on and would in NO WAY have to post this about herself…EVER!!!
I’m from Canada and she contacted me and scouted me out for modeling, although I have never had the opportunity to meet her shes been a huge inspiration to me. Whoever wrote this is 100% a hater!
You are gorgeous and very successful Melissa!!! She’s not a girl who had to sleep her way to the top either, shes happily married and all her successes come from her and the hard work shes put in!
Keep hating honestly it just drives ambitious people like this to do even bigger and better things!
Huge fan of your work Melissa xo
I find it halarious this bitch wrote this about herself-cause really, it’s called the dirty.com apparently the cool thing for the models these days is to write a self procailmed post of themselves on thedirty.com hey I guess any publicity is good publicity?- and is obviously defending herself on here as well. If you have so much money apprentatly, go buy yourself some friends and a noes job! U look like this girl version of pinichio! And your also cross eyed! The glasses aren’t cute! And please for the love of God, go buy a bra that fits! You look stupid posting self pics coming out of your bra. it doesnt look like you got big tits, it looks like your too fucking stupid stupid to not buy a bra that doesnt fit if your so “rich!” lDumbass big nose bitch!
And obviously she BOUGHT her playboy miss social titled because we all know that’s all playboy miss social is! Buying your way into playboy and it isn’t even playboy! Lol is everyone to scared and thus stupid cross eyed girl not to say something?!
You need to learn how to spell. She definitely didn’t buy her win and it is the same company considering that Playboy has often tweeted about her and posted about her- and she’s on their iPhone app, in the cyber club and has been to headquarters. Pretty sure it’s the real Playboy… Pretty sure she was paid for her time
Anyone who believes this bullshit and believes she didn’t write this is just as god damn dumb is she is! Melissa is so full of herself it makes me physically ill to my stomach. I have met her before and her husband has created a monster here. She married into money!!!! And claiming she made it? Get the fuck out of here Melissa! This cracks me up! No man who take the time to write a paragraph on the Dirty.com! Only a stupid bitch named Melissa would! Lmao at you!!!!!!!
Good going Melissa defending yourself. Just stop already. I’m seriously embarrassed for you at this point doing a self post and now defending yourself. Not cute:(
She has been on tv and she is playboy miss social July 2012 / everything else is BS!!! haters only hate when their own pathetic lives aren’t enough so they attack girls like Melissa. Haters are motivators . Brush it off babe. They just hate you cuz they ain’t you
Ive been sitting back waiting for this girl who is so damn full of herself to do a self post like this! I saw this coming! ANYONE who has ever even talked to Melissa knows that she brags on herself all the time! 1st off, your nose looks terrible! since she has so much money, invest in a nose and get that big thing shaved down! 2nd, it takes 60.00 to buy a good fitting bra at Victoria Secret. the secret is out! your tits dont fit in that self pic obviously. and if you melissa, yes you who is responding “anonymous” about grammer, that would be the least of my problems at this point. anyone with half a brain, knows that no one goes on thedirty.com to post anything this long or say anything like this. is called the DIRTY.com for a reason! apparently all the girls who have the head up their own butts thinks its cute to do self posts on here then pull the dumb blonde card “oh, who wrote this?! must be one of my stalkers?!” bitch please. no one takes that much time out of there day to write like this but you. you look like you are trying to pull off and doing it well. STUPID!
just read could be hit with a slander suit. really? clearly you are melissa because that is just a dumb statement too. no one gets hit with a “slander suit” as you call it. Freedom of Speech. duh Melissa. didnt your supposed Associates degree in Criminal Justice Teach you anything? or is that a lie too? lol
cross eyed with a big honker. that shit needs to be shaved down, gross. those glasses dont “flatter” those cross eyes either. this girl is a model? ewww. if she is so damn rich, cant she afford a bra that fits? lol what a idiot.
Lmfao @ all of you morons who think that Melissa posted this and that she is commenting! Nik Richie should show the IP addresses and prove you all wrong! Losers!