Un-Smooth Morpheus
THE DIRTY ARMY: Oh wow, where to start with this meth addicted pencil dicked loser…? Okay well, his name is Lucas Leakey and Smoothe Morpheus is apparently his rapping name…? If you call what he spits rapping LMFAO! He has a daughter with some teenage hoebag who he doesn’t take care of.. Actually neither does he babymama but that’s a different story folks. He sits on his ass in the next hoes house and collects a disability check.. BUT he claims he’s a drug dealing GANGSTAAAAAH!!! LOOOL why you broke all the time bro if you’re such a hotshot? All you do all day is smoke mth, crck, weed and pop pills… Yeah that’s something your child can look up to eh? It’s called getting a job and laying off the pipe loser. Which girl is he with this week you ask? Kelley Lalande who is also on this site as one of Kingston’s finest women . He has been with sooo many women and to be honest I can’t figure out why? He has a tiny ass dick and blows in 2 mins flat. (Unfortunately I learned this a while back but thank God have never attempted to date him!) And bitches fall head-over-heels in love with this kid? Yeah, can’t figure out why. He has no job, no life, and is a drug addict. But as they say only junkies date junkies eh? So makes you wonder about all them hoes lmfao! ANYWAYS, enough about Lucas, ‘m sure everyone of his loser junkie rapper wanna be friends will come to his defense and all his haters will reveal the rest
You lost me at ‘eh’.- nik
fuck this kid is some kind of fuck up. what are your parents like? or are you a orphan? fucking wack ass loser. but this site shouldnt be attacking gay people kinda rude. but at least put some lip stick on and heels it would deff make the outfit better lol.
Hahahahaha!!!! Yes!!!!! So happy to see Lucas up on The Dirty!!!! It’s about fucking time. You’re a fucking loser Lucas, you’re the definition of dirt, you date disgusting girls and when you break up with them you cause never ending drama with them because you have nothing better to do but sit on your ass, do drugs, get high, sell drugs and collect a disability cheque. You’re fucking gross man and you need to grow up, get a job, stop breaking the law and be a father that your kid can be proud of instead of disgusted by. Even your own family members are disgusted by your drama and bullshit Facebook posts that are best left unsaid and off Facebook. You’re a joke Leakey.
I was wondering when someone was gunna put him up here
LMFAO!! This kid is such scum!
1- a real gangsta rapper would ski mask it hard like they do in their bars rather than collect a disability check
2- never let someone take pics of you like this. i mean for real. once on the net it never goes away.
3- ur small and soft. high estrogen levels (explains the accusation of drama)
Wow this “guy” if you want to call him that needs to be laid the fuck out and grow the fuck up. Its sad that our goverment is letting this douche bag sit at home. From these photos his “disability” can’t be that bad. Grow up get a job and stop being such a wannabe you stupid douche bag!!!!!
i nearly shit my pants when i seen this
This is the kid who Amanda Garlik and peeps held hostage and he sucked some guys dick and got a dildo stuck in his ass and FTP branded on his stomach and ratted them out!
that was a funny night
I agree him and his brother are both rats! I didn’t know about the dildo in ass tho hahaha!!!!
SLH? Who the fuck are you?! Lol
I used to suck my poop offmthis guys cock hes leaky hes always got the meth pipe going. Hes my hero
Hahaha, real tough guy, dildo in the ass
Why dont any of you pussies actually message my facebook account to actually beef.
Thats what I thought you balless ass lickers come at me so I can ram a dildo in your asses.
No one wants to waste their time on u lanky lucas,or your drugged up girlfriend. n no one wants a dildo up there ass as much as you do.fag
bahaha what a fucking loser laughed so hard !!! any whooo anybody need crystal meth 80% bath salt leakys your guy
BAHAHAH Lanky Lucas xD What a goofy bastard!
Why do you want to ram dildos in asses, you fucking freak, ask Kelley, maybe she is into that, then you don’t have to do the whole gay thing, or maybe she would get off in ramming it in your ass and listening to you scream like the little PC cum bitch you are, you know who this is fag
WHo am I? LOL It’s my initials not too hard to figure it out if you were someone who knew me
I once had a curling iron stuck in mine but that was on kinky night with my girl your all a bunch of prudes little ass play wont hurt ya lol
His gf a ditch pig
Lucas is the biggest piece of shit sketch with no life.
I died laughing when I saw this. Him and his good friend Justin Grosman are both pieces of shits that think they can sell, rap and do drugs and get any girl they want. What low life trailer trash.
Yep she is and leakey don’t care cuz he is one to
haha omg I totaly DID tie this punk up and burn FTP into his stomach so the cops would beat him everytime he goes to jail, he crashed a stolen car outside my sisters house and told the cops that she was fuckin driving and my sister has a record now caus she aint a rat. I had plain clothes cops at my door for the burns they told me straight up that they didnt beleive lucas leaky cause hes ALWAYS calling them with bullshit, tryin to gain immunity i guess. fuck you leaky , you’ve ben exposed. steal from me again? i think not, but i hope u learn ur lesson, u aint shit in this city and u know it. PS (he likes to dress up like a woman and the he didnt suck a dick, he sucked a transvestites dick for 300$ and a canadas wonderland ticket. By the way, your giving ur family a bad name. How about that time you broke into your parents house and trashed it and pissed all over theyre counters and shit. those are the only people who care about you and you treat them like that,,,, shows ur true colors leaky. .. He didnt take the dildo in the ass that day though, that part was a rumor. i aint no rapist.
cheers
Classic K-TOWN CLASS
guys sexy as fuck tho ! ;p
use to chill with my ex boyfriend. always wanted to hit that, his new girlfriend is a dirty as fuck though.
Dont kno why yu gotta add me into this. obviously you dont kno me well enough to kno that im no teenage hoebag and i do take care of my baby. im accually doing way better without this peice of shit , my babys got a new dad , lucas doesnt even see her anymore, doesnt want too . and yah truth is he does like shit shoved up his ass, he bragged to me about doin it in jail. and guess what , he goes to pc b.c of me, he beat me everyday and only ever talked down to me. he charlie horsed me so much even after he did it and i was crying he did it again and again and laughed , now i cant even have my baby step on my thighs without them feeling like iv been charlie horsed. pretty sad i kno , but im really glad to see him finally on here
, hes all talk and no walk , hell threaten you jus to show off for any hoe hes bangin that night . and he rips his shirt like that to make him look strong at the moment. well guess what “gangster” anyone can do that ! 
-BL
Makes me sad that people have no lives of their own and have to rag on other people! If you are doing well in your life then good for you, why do you feel the need to rip other people and their lives to shreds? Sounds like an empty life to me. Happy that you all are sooo perfect and have NEVER made ANY mistakes in your life.
Life sucks enough without everyone and their dog saying CRAP about you! Look at your own lives and if they are PERFECT then good for you, but if they’re not maybe you should think twice before you post something on here because next time you look it could be about you! :’(