THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this Varunie Vongsvirates. I went out on a few dates with her and I thought she was a down to earth cool chick. She told me she had a real job as a Realtor for Coldwell Banker and I believed her. I come to find out she is a escort and Rick Soloman is her pimp. I’m scared for my life as everyone knows Rick Soloman was married to Pam Anderson and she has h**tis C and drd. I’m going to get tested next week and I swear I will be pissed if I have anything. She dated this guy Allister and at least 3 girls have told me they were with him at the same time. She had a foul smelling Vadge but I just thought maybe it was a yeast infection. I feel betrayed and both gunshy on finding any respectable girl here in Hollywood, are there any nice ones left? Instead of opting for my dreamgirl Playboy Model I settled for a nice girl to meet my mom. Oh and I found out she has a rap sheet. I am DA strong and a fan of the dirty

That ain’t no realtor.- nik