THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t tell who is more fat, the husband or wife here. Who is styling these two disgusting piggies? Glasses from 12001, and looking like Rodney Dangerfield and chunky Rosanne Bahr. Bleaching your hair out was cool back in the latter part of the 1990s, but who is doing that these days? I am mostly just pondering who wil be the first to go from a heart attack, the chub monkey wife or the pork monster husband? And when it happens would you have it stuffed and made into a life sized creature for the living room or just have it stripped of all its blubber and made into a rug?
The slug will. You can decide which one that is.- nik