What Would Kate Upton’s Dirty Celeb Name Be
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my whole office is DA strong. From 2pm-6pm we are not ever working, most of us are on TheDirty entertaining ourselves. We vote to make Kate Upton a Dirty Celeb. What would her DC name be? The Dirty Army gets very creative with this and all of us in the office would appreciate it.
I always call her “Whale Wars”, but I’m open to other suggestions.- nik
You can so tell that is not her a**!! That’s pretty good photoshop tho !! There is no way any designer would let any woman with an a** like that walk the runway in their clothes .. Let alone a bikini !!
You might think that, but you’d be wrong. That’s a for-real pic. She has absolutely no ass at all. She’s disgusting and a slob.
She is a fat pig!!! I hate this bitch and all the BS attention she gets. Her body is soft and lazy!!!
You talk all this trash, but I am sure if Kate Upton came on to you, you would be all over her. Don’t try to pretend you wouldn’t
Mrs. Kermit T. Frog aka Miss Piggy
Delusional
Large Curd
That’s disgusting. Why are so many men hot for this fat a$$??
I think her DA name should be Rollin’ because of all those rolls.
Along the same line, we could call her Bakery. Cuz shes got more rolls than a bakery….
tubbs
Butter Rolls????
I would name her “HOT”
‘Titanic’. I don’t know why, but her body reminds me of that scene when the icebreaker collides with The Titanic. Just a big disaster.
Ha good one
Land whale
The last picture ruined my life
Cottage Kate, Boobie Back, Beefy, or just plain old cow
Michelin
Call her “Cheesecake Factory.” She looks like a regular.
I feel bad for her.
Let’s call her ‘Bi-Polar’. She’s hot in the face, but the opposite extreme when it comes to her body.
Or “bi-roller” lol
Umpteen rolls…lol
I think she’s adorable!
Jabba The Gut
THIS!
“whale wars” it is!!!
Nik, I really don’t understand your problem with her.
I don’t get the hype with her either but she is hardly a whale. She is a working model and not some club whore. She isn’t out there taking slutty pictures of herself to try to get a wealthy guy. She is classy and lady like in interviews. Yes, she could stand to lose about 20 lbs. You act like she is Honey Boo Boo’s mother or Beth Ditto sized.
MODELS should not look like that!!!
Says who?
What is your wife famous for again?!
Roller Pig
We would make beautiful children. D1-D1AA athletes easily.
pillsberry
Gross
Omg that is gross!! She need the to go to the gym and use the ITG machine!!!
Earth Pig or Bottom Rocker!!!
DA Strong! Xox
my last 3 ex gfs.. were hotter then this chick… I just dont get it… she has to be banging some top dogs to get to where she is.. Top dogs meaning old dirty men that have a shriveled up penis and balls
Jiggles.
Like she would give anyone here the time of day lol As unrealistic as your expectations are you have to be a bunch of nerds that wish they could get laid instead of fapping to pictures of anorexic women. Have fun with that.
If she weren’t a bigger girl everyone would be crying that she’s too skinny. If she had +2s everyone whi suddenly becomes an expert at boobs and says omg they didnt heal good, shes not taking care if her boobs. You have NO idea about any of it.
It’d be GREAT to see what exactly people look like who post here. If only there was a way. But all of y’all, except for Nik (who orobably got shut down) are sheep hiding behind an Anonymous moniker. Bunch of straight up dumbasses.
Y’all FINALLY got what ya want. Allie Capone is done here. I sure as hell am not posting with a bunch of brain injured retards and 16 yr olds that look to another man (forgysheep) or airbrushed porn magazines who make even octomom look good, tell you what’s attractive. “Omg nik do you think shes hot?” Bahhhh bahhhh why are you trying to impress Nik? Y’all look more foolish than Ms Upton EVER will.
You sound old and ugly.
Exactly
Well put, good sir. She may not be the skinniest model but these clowns have no room to talk, considering the highlight of their lives is talking crap on the dirty.
But if you’re so opposed to this website, why are you still here? Kate Upton is fat.
I always like Allie Capone’s take on things so what she’s heavy every penis behind their keyboards would love to stick it in her… Nik banged Katie Price, that’s digusting. I’d take KU over that hag anyday
Spongebob square gut
How about Spongebob All Gut
How bout a better name for “Nik”
Acne Wars’ short lil man. How the hell Shayne can have sex with u without the lights off, is beyond me. You’re out of shape and a hairy booze hound beast who leaves his wife to mother a child while you judge women all day. Find a real job, oh you can’t. You probably couldn’t graduate from a community college.
You’re on the hairy beast’s website…contributing to his fund which keeps his wife around.
I like how it took you 7 minutes of being “done here” to post another comment. Upton is gross. It has nothing to do with the person asking about it, its just a fact.
Snoggins, usually I do agree with you. Btw i type fast that came out in 3 minutes sweetie. You may think she looks disgusting, that’s fine. I met her. If y’all want a nikname for her call her ‘Cinnamon Roll’ cos she’s sweet as can be. I hope she joins up with the rest of the Tiger wives, as they’re all a great bunch of ladies. We may be Tigers but there’s no cattiness. I hate to see such a sweet woman being put down mercilessly.
I think ill stick around upon further thought. Ill even put it up for a vote. You likevoting right
I’m bummed one of my fav posters doesn’t like me. Oh well i can’t win em all.
Whoa, whoa, whoa Kate. Calm down. All you need to do is get off your fat, lazy ass for a few hours a week and put down the donuts.
Eat less, move more. Simple. Easy girl.
But you’re always on the website. Nik has provided you with free entertainment. If you don’t like it, then stop leaving your stupidly long comments on every post. No one really cares what you think.
I’m going out with a bang. I’m SO done after this post. I wish his wife had her site going cause she has a brain in her head. I’m a fan of Shayne so if I’m helping her shop away all of his money, AWESOME!!!! I knew about Shayne before Nik even did. SHE is why I was ever here to begin with.
And correction people, I USED to post here everyday, I actually enjoy your posts Snoggins, you’re welcome! I plus your posts on the regular. I’ve been a regular here for about a year now, I stuck around one, cause i thought wow, nik is actually becoming a different guy. Wrongo! Two, some posters that actually use a username were funny. SoBut ya when someone says some false shit ill defend myself behind my username, konot some anonymous who probably can’t figure out email anyway.
So yeah I’m leaving a spot i loved posting in at one time, I’m here maybe 15 min a day. Oh em geeeee that’s my whole life! At least Backpage ain’t my life. I can look at myself in the mirror knowing I didn’t make my money off the misfortune of others.
Shayne Dahl LAMAS, girl, shop him dry and move on to the next one. Me and Lorenzo decided.
Who said anyone gives a shit about your posts? I scroll right by when I see the moniker ‘ghetto steve’ I have no doubts you’re a ghetto obamacard using asshole. At least Snoggins makes interesting comments, you? Not. Go eat your government cheese bitch.
Thank you so much !! I totally agree ! She writes books here in the comment section usually about her own life and problems ! No One cares !! Go away
His wife may be an anorexic, diet pill popping, bleached out plastic surgery blonde with an perfect ITG but I don’t see her on the cover of magazines.. Or walking the runway..or anything really but begging to go on a low rent reality show. I’m not hating and not perfect either but get real… It’s nice to see a woman with a “real” body with as much success as Miss Upton
I thought you were done posting on this site !! Yet 3 seconds later here you are again !! You have a lot of room to talk about the ppl who post on thedirty when I see you posted up on here every day !!
kate upton is the brian scalebrine of the modeling world
“I got snacks on snacks- c’mon girl you breathin a little heavy I know you hungry” lol
Dumpy
Ugh…I say we call her ” Flabulous ”
Just cause everyone thinks she is so fabulous and has such a great body. Sorry she is too flabby in my opinion. Just cause they photoshop her pics to death doesnt mean she is great
Did anyone notice its not the same girl… diffrent outfit
Generally speaking, models model more than one thing in a show you rocket scientist you.
I want to kiss you on the mouth. The lack of common sense that some people have is mindblowing.
Squishy brick
sums up thw term for thongs “Whale Tail”
Maytag
Rolling Thunder
To all whose calling her fat, YOU ARE the reasons why girls who are not even close to fat ,are sticking their fingers down their fucking throats everyday. Know what the fuck fat means before you call someone fat.. but that honestly has got to be one of the ugliest asses ive EVER seen… esp on a pretty girl like kate.
Lets keep it simple and call her Adipose,or Adipose’s Secret
Let’s call her “Flubber”
There are pimples on her bum in the last photo…. What…the…heck
Rolls Royce
Hahaha, I like yours!!
DA Strong! xox
Rollie pollie
I call her Michelin.
Miss Piggy. Her mole is disgusting.
Ha! Shes a zillion times hotter than Shayne. Shes so cute, modern day marilyn
Marilyn had a 23″ waist. You’re trying to compare this Lardo to that? E for epic fail.
tootsie rolls
celulitetrik
fat skank
Crisco
Fat Back Whale
lard ass,butter ball,family size!
cheaper by the pound, buy in bulk
Why are you guys so mean? You picked un-photoshopped photos. Obviously it’s not what it looks like in real life.
“Rolls” Royce
discusting, take out and leave
miss butts alot, guts alot
Michelin Mudpie should be her name. should be banned from runways i tell you… till she gets in shape!!!
I like Miss Piggy
The SugaCravinOverIndustryStandard
Sharpei (as in the dog with tons of rolls)
Maybe it was a charity event for the blind. Just sayin.
I can’t complain, I love dem boobies and she got’em.
Allie Capone sorry to see you go, I have notice your remarks on this site and they have stood out from the rest as actually thoughtful. Sorry to see you go… And I agree we should totally have a name for Nik. I vote 1 angry beaver…
PHOTO SHOP!
I have the perfect name for her BACON !!! This girl is as big as a truck. What a joke.
Everyone of you phoneys would bang her given the chance… Stop being a “KISS ASS”
Your name is Allie Capone.. And you referred to yourself in the third person. That’s all.
Yeah seriously. Allie is a loser.
Wrong dumbass,nik (or hack) could tell you the IPs don’t match up. Just cause not everyone thinks Kate is a piggie doesn’t mean it’s the same person. Tough concept to grab, I know, simpleton.
Yup, I’m a loser alright. I’ve raised two incredible girls who will never ever make it on this site. One is Valedictorian of her class. The other has been a Straight A student in AP (advanced placement for the tardies) classes. And yesterday my kid put a rocket in the sky that rivaled Iran’s attempt. STFU cause you don’t know SHIT! I’m pretty much winning at this game called life. I work at a record label. Music will be here forever. This site? Not a chance.
I bug you. Therefore I’m going to be one annoying bitch to some of you.
Blah blah blah !! Go write a book Allie !! All about your wonderful life and your wonderful kids !! How do you have time to work when your constantly writing paragraphs on thedirty?!!!
Ha ha yeah Nikki! Allie is an old, lonely woman. Telling her lame life story to whoever will listen (no one).
Her name is soft butter
I paid her 250 dollars in quarters for a slot machine. She will forever be my true love.
Ameoba…..since her shape is ever changing, with every step and every breath shes a hotter mess haha
Dimples
ID STILL S@CK ON HER @SSHOLE, JUST SAYIN
Sloppy K
Ok so she is chubby, but is she dirty?
Has be been pooped on bu Arabs for 5 figures?
Has she been pumped full of purple crayons?
Has she been in porn.
If we make a celebrity who is over weight a DC because she is overweight and not dirty then why not roseanne barr? She isn’t a DC she isn’t dirty enough. Nik step up your standards. Or army find us some dirt not just pics of rolls.
Is Leper or Scooby or Bomba or BMD equal to this girl just for being fat???
When she eats a lincoln log for 20k she can be a DC until then she is a plus size model.
How about “baby got back fat” but I also like “cottage Kate”. Ugh, seriously, it wouldn’t kill her to hit a gym once in a while…
Her dc name shoukd be Beached Whale
Her dc name should be Beached Whale
Lay off Allie, I don’t know what’s up with her today, but I have followed this site for about a year or so, and she contributes a hell of a lot to the site. And her replies are usually fairly thoughtful. She is DA strong, let’s not have the army rip itself to peices.
And come on she has boobs and I love boobs so you can’t hate DA boobs.
Booblover, I snapped cause she’s such a sweet girl that doesn’t deserve any of this. I don’t see Nik making MJ from Shahs a DC. That broad is a mess! I’m surprised she didnt dive face first into the food spread they had on the reunion! Kate, at least conducts herself with grace. She doesn’t hang half in a swimming pool to slop into her 100th margarita for the day. When Nik makes Mega Jaba a DC, I’ll pipe down. Kate looks like a coat hanger next to that thing.
I’m also a booblover. I saw the same stuff happen to Anna Nicole. Then she went and screwed herself up on diet pills, and others, like a cake mix of pills.
NO ONE cares about your life story Allie. You dumb old bitch.
This poster must be a TMZ employee.
chunk upton
Stay-Puft.
Are you f@cking kidding me? Since when do sports illustrated models appear monthly on the dirty??? I can understand cheap shots at those in less appealing careers or those with disreputable habits: but ragging on someone in a legitimate line of work is appalling. In all honesty this site has gone waaaaaaaay down hill since the couples therapy stint. I used to come here to be entertained, but I dont see anything funny about tearing down everyone and everything. Nik maintains that this site is what we “the people or the dirty army” make it. You all need to throw away the hateraid and grow up. Nik is cashing in while hes still relevant to do so. He has no aspirations to befriend you and certainly doesnt give a shit what any of you post. your comments are merely a paycheck. To the young women out there : please dont let anyone make you feel like less of a person, and to the young men: Learn to see passed appearance, everyone ages and changes physically and adopting niks views on women will leave you bitter and alone. If you want to discuss whats wrong with society It might be time to realise that for every action is a reaction. Instead of causing body dysmorphia and unrealistic expectations maybe you need to stand naked in front of a mirror before judging others.
Can we call her “Striae” (red stretch marks).
Ok, so it’s not like we are going to see her opening a show for Chanel or walking the runway for Victoria’s Secret, but there is a market out there for her. There are different types of markets for models and she fits more of the lad magazine/swimsuit market. I agree she could stand to loose some weight or tone up a bit but when it comes down to it this is her body type. Who wants to consume their lives with obsessing over food and gym work outs. She can obviously make money without either one of them so why start now.
I agree with Allie. Posts like this with comments like these are out of line. I don’t know Kate personally, but I want to apologize to her on behalf of the DECENT folks who frequent this site. And Nik, shame on you.
HARPOON-TANG !
Back fat
Parka Whale
Ripple Effect
wtf have I been banned or something? I don’t see any comments I write anymore…
also, my suggestion is SCAMOO… like a scam and the whale Shamoo, or moo like a cow, however you wanna put it…