When Will They Get Divorced
THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik what do you think about this new video released today from your secret admirer Courtney Stodden? This chick is so delusional it hurts to watch! When do you think her marriage contract with Doug will be up because this chick has crossed every boundary that she could in her marriage with that old man. How can she blantly act as if she wants to f*ck other men with her husband watching? I know this is all a part of her scheme to get “famous” but how much longer will Doug allow himself to look like a total creep, scumbag, loser while his wife eye f*cks everything that walks bye? She’s so far from “reality” she should be in a mental institute!
I watched the video below, all it does is verify that Courtney has zero talent. I did laugh at the edit error – 38 second mark where Doug makes a cameo. Very high budget Team Dourtney, hopefully you didn’t spend Doug’s savings on this.- nik
This is disturbing.
It was actually hard for me to watch this out of pure embaresement!
Auto tune? What loser’s these two are. They should just do porn and get it over with. She is gross and the fact she plays with dougs old balls on the reg is nasty. What a waste of time watching that video. I want my 39 seconds back.
Looks like they invested some big bucks making this video..at least $150.
Oh, God. Make it stop. Horrid. If I want to see a fake star, I’ll watch Hatsune Miku, the CGI/Vocaloid singer from Japan. She actually has more talent than Courtney.
You love her, that was quite obvious on couples therapy.
“This is real.. Is realer than my body?” Oh lord.
Doesn’t sound any different than most of the music you hear on the radio or at a club. Not that that’s a compliment.
I got a forehead wrinkle from watching this bewildering mess
Thank you, Courtney Stodden!! We now have a suitable replacement for waterboarding.
Tip to the viewers: If you watch it with the sound off, it’s only 1/2 as bad.
I like the song! The video is horrible though and don’t even get me started on Courtney.
I hate that I don’t hate it- if I close my eyes and don’t watch that abomination It’s almost catchy.. What is wrong with music these days..
Pretty catchy tune
Way to take from every other music video scene. At least come up with something original. Doug you better stop before she uses all of your money. Come on man dont be so stupid. And Courtney, stick to swinging around on a pole. The singing thing is not going to happen.
Why dont they invest some cash in Courtneys mouth? Her teeth are jacked. She would look 100% better with straight, pretty teeth. She would go easily from a 2.14639 to a 3.583674.
Sounds about the same as any other auto-tune song out there aka just about every dance/rap/club/pop song out there. If they were to play that song on the radio and then tell you it’s Kesha or Acorn most people would think it was great. What a sad world we live in.
wtf did I just watch??
That guy looks really uncomfortable…probably didn’t realize he was going to be part of a cuckhold.
What’s up with the dorky mouth breather they casted? I’m guessing Doug couldn’t handle hiring an attractive guy closer to Courtney’s age?
She’s a female version of Chris Brown as far as vocals go.
You should have done it in B/W so she didn’t look so trashy. Hollywood needs a bimbo since Pamela is older than dirt but you got to class it up a bit. Trashy only sells in the south.
That guy had one expression the whole video… Looked disgusted.
This song is great! I will ask my son if he can use this track in his next set in Ibiza.
BAHAAHAHAA
Why does.her hair look like a rats nest
This chick has got to be the MOST annoying person in the entire world!! Now she thinks she can sing? I’d actually pay a few bucks to hear her sing this live just so I can laugh my a** off!! There is not one thing that is even remotely attractive about her and her laugh alone is enough to make me want to go deaf!!
How stoked do you think she was to kiss someone other than her grandpa, oops i mean husband?But I gotta agree with TheNextPope that this sounds exactly like the garbage they play on the radio now.
And this is why I only listen to spotify or pandora, better music
And my Cd collection backed up on a hard drive, expressly for it its like the RATM song “turn off the radio turn off that bull shit”
It’s going to be months before I stop having nightmares after watching part of that video.
i’m proud of myself i made it more than one minute into the video before i stopped it. outside the fact that it’s garbage the worst part about this video isn’t even the endless crap cliches….it’s that this chick is dead balls serious and thinks she’s making a legit video
Lol, green screen and a way over produced voice. She could prob be pretty successful at porn though. Nice body.
Well it is catchy haha….she is awful though. It’s so sad seeing women or little girls aggressively portraying their sexuality. It’s not necessary!
She does not love Doug. Read the book codependency.
All the skanks of the world will LOVE this song.
Not any less talented then your lovely wife, Nik. Unless you consider “shoe shopping” one.
At least Shayne has been on a legit, and very long running show. She’s got talent. Stupid Courtney has the brain bout the size of a quarter
I’d go ATM on her, not gonna lie. She needs to do porn even though she’s probably not an entertaining lay
Sounds like two cats f*cking…in auto-tune.
no talent hack.
What a waste…no need for this carbon footprint…was funny though seeing Doug’s head while he was walking along beside the float like a puppy.
OMG, I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit while I was wetting my pants laughing……. Bad lip syncing, jacked teeth & a sh*ty weave… Does she really think this is good? Delusional doesn’t even cover it…… Seriously, what were they thinking.
Its not that bad, she has a voice for house music.
Dude looks like he didn’t realize her dad was going to be watching him like a fucken’ hawk the entire time.
You can tell she spends a lot of time on her back from that giant matted hair ball in the back of her head.
Wow, talk about catering a song’s lyrics to meet the mental ability of a singer. F’ing sad when the big words in the song are dreamin, dance, baby and night.
I actually feel horrible for people who pay for stuff like this, when some 13 y.o. geek coulda made this video for under $300, including auto-tuning her voice. Another talent less hack of a HOAR.
It’s great to see Phil Mickelson doing something other than golf.
Wow! No talent for sure! Can you say “auto-tune”?! Lol Doug makes several cameos in this video. Had to be fuckin 10 feet away from her at all times… He’s such a weirdo!
That was PAINFULLY low budget…
That poor guy..he looks scared and confused with her grinding all over him.. Then again he’s probably hurtin’ for work if he subjects himself to being part of her video…
That’s probably her ex bf that she still talks to playing lead in her video. Give her a break you guys c’mon she just forgets she’s married sometimes that’s all lol
what the fuck is on her head?…..is that what they call wigs now a days?…….sweet lawrd~
I got to the part when she goes contro- o-o-o and so on…my freaking ears threw up here!
Courtney pose in Hustler, they’ll put anyone in it
SHE SUCKS
Courtney is great! xD
Her face is HORRID. Seriously, it’s so utterly unattractive!
@ 1:57 is that a major nipple slip?
This video gave me instant diarrhea and then I got a lil chubby
Poor Doug. I guess since Courtney has completely ruined his career he’s gotta try to make hers work now to bring in the money. Guy made the biggest mistake in the world marrying this prostitot.
One step closer to porn. Reality.
Is it any different than that crap Britney Spears sings now? Sure it is auto tuned but it isn’t horrible
i actually like it xD not cause its good, i like it cause its annoying
this vile idiot needs to wake the f@ck up…
her mom is banging doug, I’m paraphrasing but she said “he such a wonderful man, who wouldn’t be attracted to him”
pig vomit – aka – Courtney – pig vomit or PV as she should be called moving forward is a sloppy mess
1) she needs a double cheese burger – she looks like she has an eating disorder
2) white is not a hair color
3) she moves like a and epileptic person having a seizure
4) her voice sounds like the noise your car makes when you restart a car that has already been started
please make them disappear
I bet her breath stinks.
I just like how you can see how strained her boobs are from being pushed together in that gold outfit–the cleavage line extends down her stomach!!
i swear her breasts changed sizes 3x.
I don’t even believe shes 18. Look at her face in the video still. She looks over 40, she’s BEAT. She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every ugly stick on the way down.
Not in this video. She totally jacked Shayne’s style. The super blond hair and the red lips. Nik this bitch wants you, watch out, crazy!
the song is not that bad. compared to everything on the radio it sounds the same. if she would stop acting so over sexual it wouldnt be so freaking bad. she should have had some dance moves like all the other young women who put out music, not look like she was trying to hump the guy the whole time. we always praise all the dirty girls that take the DA’s advice. well courtney even though she might be modeling her look after a certain someone, she has bumped herself up “slightly” now if we could just get her into a charm school….
I think i just lost brain cells..and 3 minutes of my life il never get back.
What’s with the gold diaper?
I’m ashamed to say I thought the song would be worse. But the video is difficult to watch it’s so bad…
Oh man, okay I think I just puked a little.
you guys are stupid the song is not that bad and if you really think she looks “ugly” you must be gay. She looks great. Most of you are nicks little minions. She didn’t jack Shaynes style blonde hair and red lips are a classic style and she wears it better than Shayne get over it.
that was painful to watch. and what’s wrong with her mouth?
Holy crap, is she signed with the same music label as Heidi Montag.. er.. Pratt? Same crappy sound, different blond.