THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my wife of 17 years is actually threatening me with a divorce if I do end up going to Brazil for the World Cup. She is so jealous and thinks that I will leave her for a young Brazilian girl. To be honest, my wife knows me way too well because I really would end this pointless Trap I’m in… I mean marriage. Most men I talk to agree with me when I say that Brazilian girls are the hottest. I wanted to get your opinion on this and see what you think.
I married an Argentinean chick, so I guess that’s close enough.- nik