Why Clown Under Is So Hot
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, many of you wonder why all the Aussie girls on this site are so fit and hot. Its because they actually take care of themselves and don’t eat all the bullish*t you dumb Americans put in your stomachs. It is easy, just don’t eat fast food and go work out for 30 min a day. Clown Under is flawless(besides the stupid ink)?
I would pay top dollar for Clown Under’s laser tattoo removal.- nik
Nik, I would also be more than happy to thrown down on that laser removal also!!
Ugh… You sound just as pathetic as Nik. I’m sorry Nik, but what honestly makes you think this girl gives a fuck if you don’t like her tattoos or not? Same goes for you, random internet dude.
I do at least an hr+ 1/2 everyday. 30 mins thats not very much
congrats? hope you’re working different muscle groups each day
It’s all the kagaroo they eat
Come on….fucking knuckle tattoo’s??? That ruins everything.
Note to Moron OP:
The completely useless calories from alcohol consumption is as bad, if not worse than junk food. The bottle in the top photo does not contain carrot juice, and that is for sure!
These girls are young now, so just let both time and gravity take their toll and we’d be revisiting this subject in a short few years from now, because no amount of cosmetic creativity is going to make an old haggard skank look like a natural and hot young babe!
I just banged someone I met at http://is.gd/dirtyyhookups
Thank you. I need something in my life as I’m a really big stalker. I love to stuff it in men. That’s what I mean about people beneath me. I’m always on top.
I hate purple crayons. I went to Compton and got my ass beat. I liked it though.
Australia is almost as fat as the United States, loser.
Finger tattoos on a female? Double yikes!
That girl is smoking hot and I love her tattoos!!!
Tattoos = trailer trash.
Even if she does get laser removal, the chances of all that ink completely disappearing are pretty remote. She’ll have leftovers.
Don’t forget the radioactive orange glow. It’s almost as bad as the tatts.
It can be done, it’ll take forever though and the pain/aftercare will suck. Black is easier to get rid of than color.
Who is the girl in the middle of the top pic… We need some more dirt on her…
Although that quad tatt is kind of off putting…
there are plenty of photos of her on this site, this is her best photo. she’s a mess, her face looks like she’s having an allergic reaction
Amelie Ritchie (Gold Coast) – Finks bikie slut who gets passed around between the boys like a party favour
OP is a loser who doesn’t have a life and is a stalker.
OP, clown under is not hot, and do your fucking homework. There are fat people everywhere, not just america. I workout everyday, am ten times as fit as this moron, and know plenty of people more fit than me. Shove it up your own fat ass, I don’t see you submitting your own body. Unless this is a (very likely) self post, in which case, get a life, attention whore.
She’s basically flawless, IF you ignore the fact that she’s orange and has too much makeup on.
Throw Barnum and Bailey into the mix and we have a three ring circus.
OP, “dumb American’s” go f yerself. I’m American 5’4 and 112 #’s I don’t gorge on fast food. Idiot!
Where did her left arm tattoos go? Headless pics are not her.
I see cellulite on her friends legs…and clown under you have fat ankles going on
Interesting generalization about Americans. Ironically, just before this post, I viewed a picture of a gal in Melbourne. She was a butterball turkey.
the only reason she looks remotely attractive is because she hangs out with really ugly bitches
why would you want her to laser away her tattoos when they will just come out worse, she will have blotchy skin and everyone knows laser removal doesn’t work.
Yes it does granted you go to a reputable place and take good care of the area when it’s healing. :p
I’m lasering away full color ink and it faded like crazy after 3 sessions. Going for a fourth next week. Don’t talk about stuff you have no idea about, babe.
Seriously lay off the tanning u leathery piece of shit. Bitxhes like this are such a waste of space
Where did her left arm tats go? Really?
Check her right arm in the bottom two pics. Crazy how a mirror works isn’t it?
you can tell shes from oz because her body is shaped like the tazmanian devils.
australians keep in shape by a steady diet of racism…
Im american, 5’7 and 115lbs but thanks for stereotyping ignorant idiot! Do all british people have horrible teeth? Stfu dumbass
We have men in america that are hotter than these trannies….there is a reason they are referred to as “clowns”. Seriously OP u want to put up some aussie tail compared to american greatness? Laughable.
All these Aussie chicks are shellacked in makeup an bronzer and then covered in GHETTO tattoos. TRASH! No decent man will want to wife you up and give you his babies.. You going to be a wife and mom with tattoos on your face and arms? No, they will just bang you when they please All the posts I see from Aussie are STRAIGHT TRASH RATCHET HOS
Her legs have zero muscle tone.
OP is an idiot. Just because some skank throws on her skimpy Victoria’s Secret workout clothes, doesn’t mean she actually works out. I’m sure she just took those photos of herself in gym clothes, and then changed into pjs to watch reality television. I’m sure all the alcohol she consumes just prevents her from eating anything at all… I’m sure you’re a fat slob. Or maybe clown under herself.
Love, an American girl who doesn’t eat ‘bullshit’ and works out 2 hours a day 7 days a week and has a better body than her.
no waist. not impressed. she’d be a stick if it wasn’t for those plus 2′s.