You Met Turbo


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, she posted pics up on her fb from your birthday when you were in Houston. What was it like? Was she being a wh*re or being crazy like everyone always says on here? Or was she cool? I know everyone says bad stuff about her but I’m really curious of how she is in person. Im a huge fan of the site btw! Also, why is she not put into her own category under the DC list already? Keep up the great work Nik you keep me entertained during work!
Turbo was way cool and seemed completely sober when I met her. The Houston B-Day was pretty insane (3k+ people) so I didn’t get a good chance to have deep convo with her, but I did tell her she needs to move out of H-Town and start a real life.- nik










lol the bathtub pic is great. and um nick you are a star man. nice threads. u should tell them to make one of those in a 3x man
This sounds like another post made by Nik himself to try to make his DC’s relevant. No one really cares about this chick (forgotten)..or Nik’s 100 birthday night bashes (..for a man who bashes chicks for clubbing, you’re out quite a bit for a 30+ year old).
Nik how tall are you ? I’m guessing 5’6″.
the girls right breast is larger than niks head.
mr 615 is going to be upset that nik is as tall as he is! (where did that guy go? he was amusing)
I’d say those girls are probably wearing sky high heels. I’d put Nik around 5’7-5’8
Who is the girl in black, second pic?
Chelsea
Nik you look hot!
Really? He looks like a hot dressed mess ! Gross !
Sick money team hat my dude
Yea where is Mr 615 and what is he up to?
Turbo is still down for the purple crayon.
Oh wow, without the pockmarks and facial hair, Nik could pass for a 13 year old.
2nd pic, girl on left, looks like stacy salazar, the chick who jacked ryan sheckler
Her name is chelsea
that’s turbos best friend and she is like her body guard!
WTH is a “turbo”?
“Turbo was way cool and seemed completely sober when I met her. The Houston B-Day was pretty insane (3k+ people) so I didn’t get a good chance to have deep convo with her, but I did tell her she needs to move out of H-Town and start a real life”
Pussy response… What are you? About 5’1″?
Chelsea is an idiot. That girls supports her dudes! So fellas if you want a sugar momma to pay your bills as long as you look like an ed hardy d-bag or jersey shore wanna be she’ll do that for you. Also ladies BEWARE if your man is hot with muscles and looks like an ed hardy d-bag or jersey shore wanna be she wont give a shit if you are friends she’ll go behind your back and try to get with him… she is a complete fucking crazy person. And her forhead is bigger than Rihannas she tries to cover that shit with her nappy ass hair lmfao