THE DIRTY ARMY: What’s up nik! You gotta put this pig on blast for me my man! No, for every guy that ever mustered the courage to stop wanking to porn and, although short of hitting the club, decided to try and meet some Internet sloors! This truffle pig right here is “curvy Lottie” off the dating site “okcupid”. She is just a sketchy sloor that dose nothing but lie and try to hustle you. Her and her “twin sister” post on Okcupid, separate from each other of course, under the guise of looking for casual sex, but when you go to meet either one of them the other is there. They will then proceed to tell you that they are the daughters of an english b list actor, and further state that they are rich and have ” land rovers” , but the cars are in England where there families live because they are crazy rich. They will go on at length to describe colorful lives in which they party with “the stars”. She even tricked my one buddy saying she had autographs from an LA party! The mold spore smelling dump you meet them in is “there aunts” rental, or so they will tell u; they use an aunt for most stories. At any givin time they will try to steal your belongings and they will always make up a story as to why you have to leave in a hurry ( they have guys coming and going in increments of about 15 to 30 min, sometimes two at a time). One big thing they like to do is try to get you to buy them food, because they are poor as hell. Beware of these crazy English sloors!! They are systematically lining up dudes to buy them shit, and they just gank these poor bastards! Well, it’s time to let the world know Nik! Do me a solid and put this pair of dumpster divers on blast! The photos I’ve shown here are the ones off her account for okcupid, so be on the look out!

She could push herself a bigger cup then that.  Just saying.- nik