THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Britney. She works at my local club in Palm Beach, she is the hottest girl in the club and always getting hit on, but problem is if you don’t have cash or your not a Jersey Shore looking scum bag, she won’t hook up with you. How can I score this bar maid Nik?
Some chicks should never smile. You don’t want this girl, she bench presses way too much… her +2′s are being eaten by muscle.- nik