Is The Houston Scene Up To Your Standards

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, just wondering what you think of Houston. I know you have been here a few times to party. I am a Houston native but have been living in California for the past year. When people here in Cali hear Houston or Texas they automatically hate. People don’t know that Houston is a large melting pot and largely democratic (besides the oil guys) we have a lesbian mayor, Anise Parker. Houston’s economy and Texas’s economy is booming in general due to Oil & Gas. There is plenty of entertainment districts, places to eat and go out. Don’t forget the good southern values that Texas has to offer that Cali would never have. Would you rate it up there with some Cali cities such as LA, San Diego, or SF. I think H-town and just Texas in general has came up a lot since the 2000′s and it’s finally getting some national recognition in 2010′s. What’s the dirty armys opinion about Houston? More and more younger people are moving down here due to economic reasons.. The avg age in Houston is merely 33!
Houston boars (as in pigs) the sh*t out of me and everyone is below average looking. You really need to be drunk to survive in that town. I can’t even believe you are comparing Cali-grown cities to H-Town, that is like comparing a white Greg to a black man’s Purple Crayon.- nik














Houston is a sh*thole, and so are 99% of the people in it. The UGLIEST people live here and infest the clubs. Houston is nothing but minorities (which are actually the vast majority) and it makes my stomach turn to think of going out to even the most “upscale,” and I use that term loosely, of venues.
Yeah its a shithole..but try telling that to someone that was born and raised here. Unless you’re from New Orleans.
Houstons upscale venue is a joke.
I have worked with two models from Texas both of them turned out to be nuts. You know the saying steers and queers? More like steers and crazies
Moved to Houston from Scottsdale not too long ago and fucking hated it!!! The city is a shit hole.
HAHA NIce try, but Cali SMOKES all the fly-over states.
Nick “Dream Crusher” Richie.
Nik “Dream Crusher” Richie.
Cali is so overrated, ugly fake dirty. LA is the worst a bunch of lame posers too ugly to have a real life wherever they r from that move to LA to try and be cool. Most chics are wanna be pornstar druggies.
sounds like someone couldn’t make it in the porn industry…
From Cali is so right I have been living on Orange County for 20 years (England before that) and I hate it here. I’m currently saving up to move to Hawaii… the people in OC and LA are awful. All wannabe models and musicians all no talent ass clowns and the Heroin and Meth movement out here is growing stronger by the day. Yes everyone here is beautiful but if you’ve seen one blonde with +2s they all look exactly the same. And imagine a million Nik Ritchie’s around you? The men here are just terrible they’re either white supremacists, snobs, or hipsters.
Hawaii is secretly racist dude. No place is perfect. Polynesians hate whites.
Let’s remember Nik went to shitty ass bayou live for.his bday…
“The average age is 33″ because the majority are wet backs popping out 6 kids living off the system, the whole time driving an Escalade and living in their parents shit hole house!
When you part at places like bayou city place and burnt out Richs your bound to run into below average people. Who seriously parties at a venue called bayou city place? That dump isn’t even a club. Sorry nik I usually agree with you but when you talk shit about my city we have to disagree. Houston isn’t that bad and people who say other wise think we’re all cowboys or Mexicans which is not the case.
Nik sometimes you say some really ignorant racist shit….leave different colored Greg’s out of it….
Hypocrite….
You’re always slamming people for making racist comparisons yet you turn around and do it….
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…you are not a doctor, you are a hypocrite and you do throw tinges of racist tones into your rebuttals…..
“Don’t forget the good southern values that Texas has to offer that Cali would never have”
Could you offer an example of “good southern values”
Please?
I would surely find this to be highly entertaining.
America has no “values”. America has no value either.
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We are generally polite down here. Everyone I have ever met from Cali or in Cali was full of themselves and rude, kind of like your comment. I hope that wasn’t too entertaining for you. For you to pretend like southern hospitality doesn’t exist is just funny.
Why would anyone care about Texas when we live in Ca? Houston? We have Sacramento. San Antonio? We have Fresno. And thats just how everyone else views where u are from. LA and OC loves to rip on certain cities but we are still CA. Money, pretty girls, snow, lakes, ocean just an hour or two away! We can drive to Carmel in 2 hours. LA in 3.5. SF in 2.5. OC in 4+, Santa Barbara in 4 hrs and fly to SD in 40 minutes. Fly to Vegas in 45 min. Not sure where u live in CA but there r plenty of hippie areas and country areas and City for ALL of us. Taxes suck, but the many options just out weigh your odd complaints. Southern values(inferring conservatism) and ur pointing out lesbian mayor(soooo cutting edge and liberal) seems contradictory. CA has had openly gay mayors since 1984. So your point is just outdated which means behind the times which means behind Cali.
Houston is so great you moved to Cali….
Get the fuck out of here Nick. Posers like you can stay the fuck out of Texas and live among the shit in Cali. No body gives a fuck about LA except you desperate fucks wanting to fit in. Go suck cock you fucking midget.
Good OLE boy James must be born and raised in TX and has never experienced anything else. Prob has the TX state flag hanging in his trailer, single wide. Houston sucks, Moved there from Scottsdale and was there for 6 months and hated it. Moved back to AZ. People are friendly but its a shit hole. The trash that relocated from New Orleans to Houston for Katrina haven’t moved and its nasty. Mosquito’s the size of small birds and 100% humidity. Why in the hell would you want to live in TX again?
Houston born and raised here. It’s a love-hate. I love it because the state’s conservative politics have kept it on top of the rest of the USA. It’s a great place if you are hard worker, it’s a terrible place if you are stupid and/or don’t want to work. Just the way I like it.
On the flip side, there is no zoning and trash is everywhere. We have a huge problem with the black population, over 3/4 of it being trouble. That’s why they get profiled, but the media won’t tell you that. If there is a black guy in your neighborhood in a hoodie at night, 99 times out of 100 he is up to no good. FACT. The other downside is our economy kicks so much ass that refugees from other states have been invading us. Soon they will be voting and eventually we will turn blue. The blue political system will make it unfriendly to business essentially erasing the ONLY reason one would have for living here. Cost of living will rise and we will become another ugly shithole like Detroit.
Oh yeah, and the night life is SO ghetto. A club/bar gets 2 weeks of prime time before it takes a nose dive.
Hey Nik, so why do you come back to Houston every year for your birthday party? If you think so low of Houston, stay out of our city. Maybe the reason you feel this way is because you’re hanging out in over priced douche bag clubs with fake ass people. If you took the time to figure out the real scene of a city, you might not have so many bad things to say about them.
I agree.
Texas’ conservative views have given it a bad rep, I think Texas has more potential with the weather and the gulf coast…
People can hate all they want on Texas, Houston in particular, but the facts are facts. We are the 4th largest city in the US, and have arguably the lowest cost of living in the country. We’re next to beaches, casinos, and no state income tax. We are a melting pot of culture, not just a bunch of stuck up ass hat hipsters, or big titty blonds all looking to suck the next dick to get in a movie (although we have those too). Just saying, people don’t give us a shot because they don’t know the real H-town. here you can buy a 3500 sq foot home, lake side view for $300k. In Cali, you can’t do that. Unlike Dallas or Cali, we can buy our own porches and Ferraris, not lease them in groups like those douchebags. So hate all you want, while you scrape to get by. I’m posted up in a beautiful home, with a beautiful southern wife, with 3 luxury cars while you idiots can just afford to window shop. Start selling meth, while I rake in the oil money you pathetic clowns. And if going to a club is your litmus test for a city, you just failed…in life.
amen! and saying we are below average lookin as if he dont own a mirror.
Now that was hilarious!!
Man fuck dat ya dont like tha h stay tha fuck out motherfuckers wouldnt understand anyways cuzz its a te,as thang…..
Guys are so much hotter and better from the south.
white men have small…………………
This is an amusing convo. As a native Houstonian I would say that Houston is among one of the ugliest cities. Yes, the cost of living is cheap, food is fab, sports is ok. But you get what you pay for. Crime has been an issue to to being so close to the Mexican border, and the hurricane Katrina refugees have overstayed their welcome.
Houston vs Cali..Beautiful movie stars and millionaires flock to Cali for good reason. It’s Beautiful with perfect weather year round. Comparing Pacific Palisades or any other upscale area in Cali to Houston…thats like comparing Lake Conroe to Lake Tahoe..I could go on.
Bigger doesnt mean better..
Houston isnt liberal! Texas in general is a cowboy Republican state. Texas kills more inmates than any other state in the union. Liberal? Lmao. Either you’re kidding or just haven’t traveled much in your life. Just travel east of Houston on 59, the KKK andthe old Texas conservative values are much in place.
Should get over your immature childish feelings. This is Nik’s website and he has a right to his personnel opinions. Some of you take it so personnel, like he’s talking about your kid. Its kind of pathetic and stupid that some of you would takeoffense to something thats not important
It’s PERSONAL not PERSONNEL. Fucking idiot
I kinda-sorta live in Houston, cypress, tx really. Idk how to describe it. It has it’s great areas, then it’s not so great. Growing up there i never really understood how people take vacations here. There’s a few nice places to shop, but overall it’s a regular city. I wouldn’t ever move back into the city limits, though. Major cities have too much crime and people for me.
Yeah because, comparing a white Gregs peepee to a superior black snake is like comparing a worm to a Python.
Just saying.
Houston is growing by leaps and bounds. Its no wonder it’s the most relocated to city for the 4th straight year. We also have the most jobs. Anybody with brains in small town America who finishes college comes here, finds a great job, buys a nice house for under a million and adds to our beautiful melting pot. Unlike superficial LA where there’s 1 job per 10 people.
Why is it that this short, below-average looking immigrant is calling other people out? I would love to see some of the comments if someone were to post a pic of his ugly ass and ask how many chicks find HIM attractive. Talking shit about females as a dude is SO WEAK. You’re getting old fool. Let the kids have fun and mind your own fucking business.
Below average looking?? Says the ugly sand monkey looking nik haha