THE DIRTY ARMY: Harley Kapp, also known as Harley “Kay” (She had to change her name and move to a different state because she infected a large percentage of the male population of Tampa with various sexually transmitted diseases). For starters, she’s a stripper, and not a very good one at that. She suffers from what I’d like to call noassatall. She is possibly the most ratchet human being on the face of the planet. If you can get past the fake eyebrows, the fried hair, and the bad tattoos you will discover her even worse personality… or lack there of. She is pompous, irrational, overly emotional and delusional to say the least. She is also under the impression that she is a feminist… (raises eyebrow). Maybe I could’ve gotten past the part where she slept with everyone’s boyfriend, fcked over ALL of her friends and her family… but the fact that she STILL proudly continues to be a completely rotten tramp, I can not stand. PLEASE, for the sake of us all, rip this bitch apart.