Parking Lot Roid Rage
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so yesterday I’m getting to work, looking for a parking spot in Old Town… I see this truck about 50 feet ahead of me IN FRONT of ANOTHER car looking for a parking spot. Well, one spot right to the left side of me opens up and so I let the guy back out and I park. *All the while, I hear tires squealing in the background*
I’m about to turn my car off and go to work, and I hear a train horn (modified car horn). I turn around in my seat and I see this red, roided out, vein-bodied dude come next to my window and shout, “What the f***! Do you know why I’m here?!” No… *Bystanders stop* “You idiot. I was waiting for this f***ing spot. That’s why I U-turned so fast. Now get your f***ing car out of the way before I smash into it”. *Bystanders are shocked* He stomps away, revs his engine and turns his high beams on.
Don’t want my car messed with while I work so I oblige. I wouldn’t be surprised if he would have literally killed me for that parking spot. Hopefully the next time someone is threatened by his antics or gets into a road rage incident with him (license plate DSAMRA) being one of the suspects, he gets the book thrown at him. I have never met someone so obviously delirious and psychotic. Good luck with life bro.
This is what Scottsdale has become – Douche Scottsdale Asshat Men Roided Asshatly (DSAMRA).- nik
Pussy, you actually moved your spot?
Haha seriously! I’d laugh in his face and stroll into work.
If I knew I be able to see my car the entire time I was inside then heck yeah, I wouldn’t move my car, but the dude went into work. I can almost guarantee someone who gets that psycho over a parking spot would either key your car or stab your tires. People are shady and car repairs are expensive, not worth it.
I totally agreee. Dont be a hero guys. Your car isnt worth it..at least mine isnt. what a psycho
After he asked “Do you know why I’m here” the OP should of replied, “For Anger Management class?”
People are insane. Hell,ya he moved. Who gets shot over a parking spot??..
Hmm, sounds like a dude I know named Dan Sxxxx. Hot head with a lifted truck. Probably a good idea to chill the fxxx out Dan!!
I know the clown who owns that car, kid is such a tool.
SdaleKing What is this douche bags name? Lets throw this idiot under the bus.
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My gosh… Have some balls and stick up for yourself
I would of moved then fucked his car up!!
You’re a pussy for not doing anything about it.
Don’t feel bad OP…I slept with that guy about a year ago…smallest greg I’ve ever seen.
I was with him for two. He was awesome. I miss him. Hope to find him
I was with him for 20 years. Smallest dick ever…
Ur a loser for moving
I dont think I would have moved either. People like this need to be taught a lesson. I prob would have told him that I wasnt going to move just to see what he would do.
Isn’t that what the po po is for? You should have reported his ass to the police since you have the plates. They would have arrested him for the road rage. I know cause Ive seen it happen to a dumb friend of mine. Karma will get him!
This is what scottsdale has turned in to, so sad. RIP scottsdale circa 2007-2008
you guys are awesome!! the douche didnt tell the whole story !! but who cares the dumbass who wrote this know that he crossed the wrong way and we were next in line, Dont hate !!
no matter what happened you are still the biggest douche because you own that truck
You look like a fool in that truck. Let’s find out who the owner is and blast him online and ruin his life.
U guys have it all wrong. He’s a stand up guy and im the sure the OP blew this completely out of proportion. I have known him forever and he is cool as fuck!
I would have “accidentally” hit his truck! lol fuck that mofo!
DSARMA sounds vaguely like an STD I learned about in health class
You a real punk ass for moving. No way on earth he would have got my spot.
No way I would have moved my car! I would have laughed at him and walked right into work! You have witness, if he would have done anything to your car you have the douche license’s plate number!! You were a frickin fool to move you car, it made you look stupid!! You just made this man feel like he held all of the power! You my friend are a spineless coward!
Bunch of tough guys sitting behind a keyboard. I would bet most of you would have moved also.
How were you able to type when you had one hand on another guy’s junk while its in your mouth, gayboy?
You should have snapped a pic of him and said “touch my car and see what happens”
Sick, but by no means atypical in Scottsdale. This is exactly what the dumb bit@hes of Az want, a fricking small di@ked,.big truck driving wannabe tough guy; And people wonder why nightlife here SUCKS!
Dude I wouldn’t tell this story. Makes you sound like a little bitch.
I would have sat in my car with my reverse lights on. Get his hopes up.
The fag that wrote this isn’t telling the truth there were 5 of us girls waiting on the sidewalk for him, and some little queer flips his little pruis in front of them and dsamra honk to let him know they were waiting for the spot, wow you guys are something to judge, idiots talking crap, and don’t even him. peace
5 beat low life white trash girls waiting for broke, Natty Light Monster Truck Guy. You all have no future. You would be able to even afford an apartment in South OC.
so truck is driving past a spot that may come open and doesn’t wait or misses it. Flips a bitch to go back and freaks out when someone else pulled in? sounds like normal parking
First of all, mud flaps are gay. Second, get beefier wheels and tires. Third anyone claiming they wouldn’t give the spot up who’s sitting behind the safety of their computer screen STFU.
Yo I know the dude who drives that truck. He’s as gay as those mud flaps
People need to relax. I wouldn’t want that twat messing with my car either, so moving was the smart thing to do. Get a stun gun.
Oh look at me! 4 inch lift ,tinted windows and Crylon painted wheels. Ima bad ass! I do steroids and my balls are small. Better lift my truck some more.
2 options for you at that point:
Move and report it then you know your car isn’t jacked with. 2 don’t move and report it and see. Either way we have too many people here without any semblance of basic manners.
The bigger the truck, the smaller the equipment is.
Sign of the times, this isn’t a typical scottsdale thing, its a typical America thing.
I just did a DMV lookup for that plate in Arizona and it doesn’t appear. are you sure its DSAMRA, and an arizona plate?
Did you run variations? DSAMPA, etc?
he’s a sweetheart I’ve been dating him for 4 years, wow all you guys are complete shit talkers, thats the problem with today, geeze find something better to do with your time, it’s a nice truck that pull a beautiful boat, you have to have a truck,
So you admit you are white trash? Yeah pull a boat up to the river in your monster truck. Both of you combined made less money that I paid in taxes last year. That’s who I am and you are left wanting. Enjoy your life as a shot girl.
He just mad that all those steroids gave him a teenie weenie.
If that guy tried to intimidate me over a parking spot I’d have told him to kiss my ass. He wants to try me then I’d kick his ass in self defense and laugh at him for not knowing how to fight and being a toolbag.
You are a nobody. 6 months of Jujitsu will just about get your ass kicked by someone who isn’t walking around playing wannabe MMA guy. 90% of you MMA watchers are pussies who think they know how to fight. Go try and get a guy in an arm bar like you think you know how to do and watch what happens when he knocks your teeth out with the free hand.
Thats funny. That kind of talk shows you are the one that knows nothing. A lot of talk. A lot “he can’t do this because I’ll just do that”. A dude with six months jiu jitsu will school just about an random guy on the street that doesn’t know his head from his ass. Being a cocky douche doesn’t mean you can fight. Being swole doesn’t mean you can do jack shit. You better know something before the little punk you take for granted clowns your ass.
He has mud flaps…guy must be a p*ssy
That would have been a totally different situational outcome here in Texas. The majority of us are Packin’ concealed heat! He’d of thought twice before rolling up to my window trying to intimidate me like that.. And I’m a girl! Grow a pair OP
AK 47 this is az we can pack anywhere except bars, and we do it without a concealed permit. No sane person would shoot someone over parking. In fact pull out your gun in that situarionm(unless your life was literally threatened and you think you’ll die) and the felony is on you.
All of the tough comments are easy to say when you have nothing to lose or don’t care if you lose it.
If the original story is true I hope that dude chills out before he winds up in clink town
Johnny D do you understand the real world is not UFC? Best case this guy stomps the trucker ( but its witnessed and he’s sued and etc….) worst case they get into it, he gets hurt, they damage property and he pays for those lawsuits and his injuries for life. Basic rule : unless your life or loved ones are in danger you don’t throw down when you have nothing to gain and a lot to lose (and the other party may have nothing to lose?).
When you’re waiting for a spot & someone takes it, it’s pretty frustrating. Nothing to get violent over though.
This guy seems like the kind of guy who’d throw the first punch. He does that he’s in trouble. Cops are gonna ask who threw first or started it. All signs point to him. I’d prefer no fighting at all but if you have to, you have to.
Awe how cute. You all are bitching saying do this, do that, over a fucking parking stall. How about grow the fuck up, pull your panties out of your ass/vagina and get over it. What a bunch of whiny bitches. “He stole my parking spot and yelled at me” blah blah blah. Ffs humanity is a lost cause. Now let’s see how many of you have some bullshit to say about that. Fucking morons.
Here’s you bullshit: you very obviously hate this stuff so don’t read it. No more being pissed off!
Hmmm. While that truck screams jackass I find the OPs story hard to believe.
More likely is the OP was going the wrong way in the parking lot and was closer to the spot than the guy in the truck. He then turned against traffic to take the spot. If that’s the case, the dipshit in the truck had a right to be mad. I see this shit happen all the time and I’d confront someone who pulled that stunt as well.
AK 47 this is az we can pack anywhere except bars, and we do it without a concealed permit. No sane person would shoot someone over parking. In fact pull out your gun in that situation (unless your life was literally threatened and you think you’ll die) and the felony is on you.
If the original story is true I hope that dude chills out before he winds up in clink town
Scottsdale ego at its finest. This place fell apart around 2008 and turned into an egotistical douche fest.
i think i saw that truck at the back of the doubletree hotel in scottsdale/ paradise valley last week
either that, or there are two fucked up trucks like that in this world