THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so yesterday I’m getting to work, looking for a parking spot in Old Town… I see this truck about 50 feet ahead of me IN FRONT of ANOTHER car looking for a parking spot. Well, one spot right to the left side of me opens up and so I let the guy back out and I park. *All the while, I hear tires squealing in the background*
I’m about to turn my car off and go to work, and I hear a train horn (modified car horn). I turn around in my seat and I see this red, roided out, vein-bodied dude come next to my window and shout, “What the f***! Do you know why I’m here?!” No… *Bystanders stop* “You idiot. I was waiting for this f***ing spot. That’s why I U-turned so fast. Now get your f***ing car out of the way before I smash into it”. *Bystanders are shocked* He stomps away, revs his engine and turns his high beams on.
Don’t want my car messed with while I work so I oblige. I wouldn’t be surprised if he would have literally killed me for that parking spot. Hopefully the next time someone is threatened by his antics or gets into a road rage incident with him (license plate DSAMRA) being one of the suspects, he gets the book thrown at him. I have never met someone so obviously delirious and psychotic. Good luck with life bro.
This is what Scottsdale has become – Douche Scottsdale Asshat Men Roided Asshatly (DSAMRA).- nik