THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Lori Bassarab. A delusional compulsive liar, attention whore, wannabe model/author/actress, drama queen. She’s 34, but looks 40. She recently self published a “diet” book full of repetitive bullshit advice. She claims to be a model with offers from high end designers, and New York fashion week, but there’s always an excuse why she can’t do the job. There’s also no evidence that she has ever done a legit modelling job in her life. She also claims to be an actress but is actually just an extra. If you’re a guy and are mesmerized by her horrible rock hard fake ass balloon tits that hide that she has the body of a 12 year boy, stay far away! This girl is fcking crazy and will make your life a living hell. Maybe she’ll call the cops on you claiming physical abuse, or that you’ve given her an drd. Maybe she’ll just obsess over you and claim you got her pregnant when you try to cut her out of your life. This is a migraine you don’t want to deal with.

Those first 2 aren’t her.  If they are their old and heavily photoshopped.  +2′s don’t make you a model.- nik