Ratchet Rachel Loves Any Attention

March 21, 2013 Portland, The Dirty 196 83,042 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Ratchet Rachel Barley. Oh where to start? Rachel used to be a respectable girl until she became a bottle rat and her whoromones took over… now she’s a sloppy, loudmouthed attention wh*re. She likes to get butt naked infront of complete strangers when she’s drunk and take pictures kissing her nasty friends (because its hot right?!) and plaster them all over Instagram and Facebook for attention. Rachel also claims to be “paid” always bragging about her “money” and how her and “broke b*tches don’t get along” when in reality her daddy bought her her Civic, provided her with work at his place and she buys clothes off of eBay LOL. She is extremely envious of strippers. Rachel has even gone so far as to permanently copycat the tattoos of three different Portland strippers in her cheap and poorly done sleeve tattoo including Laurin Paynes Roses, Marie Ogars mirror frame and Heaven Tuckers face of a woman.  Give this attention wh*re a reality check!

Portland trash is the best trash in America. I decided.- nik