THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick is hot, but my god she’s desperately trying to sing in English and hilariously fails. She’s looking for a rich guy. She even provides her phone number in the song.
I see a Greencard in her future.- nik
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Bwahahahahahahhah @ “don’t wanna work, I wanna eat pork.”
This is the reason that Russian girls stay in Russia. No American guy in his right mind, who’s not suffering from hearing loss, could ever tolerate this silliness.
She definitely cute, but I’d give myself the better half of a three day weekend before I wanted to gnaw off my own arm to not have to wake her as I exited the bedroom and her life.
That Voice: eeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkk
She is Czech not Russian!!
My ears hurt so bad. What the actual fuck did I just listen to?
sidenote: somebody email nik and tell that mofo he looks good in that shirt. NO HOMO. he’s always wearing tshirt and hats, which is cool and comfortable, but dude is not the worst looking man in the world and a simple shirt like the one in his latest promotional ad, did him wonders. Also when you email him on my behalf please tell him to keep a photo or photos of himself on the side, cuz it always makes me laugh looking at his comments and then looking at him. In this silly virtual world, it really adds a bit of personability to this site.
thanks whomever sends the email on my behalf.
Do it yourself, you lil wanker! Who do you think are we are? Your effing servants?!
uh this was already on chelsea lately the other day….
That shxx is strIght funny..lol I glad I watched as this portta pot dont know what she in for and it aint pork.
All Russian women are gold digging whores. All. Watch your back. Case in point…Bal Harbor.
hahhhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaa
Dope ass video! I’d let her eat my pork!!! 100%
The song is horrible! It should of been on mute.
Averge girl that are a dime a dozen anywhere in the world. Wake up.
she’s developing a goiter. Somebody run a thyroid panel on this girl STAT!
Yeah, I am super surprised Nik didn’t notice her fat, swollen neck. He probably didn’t even waste his time watching the video once her heard her horrible voice. You can tell she is going to be one of those girls who totally blimps out & ends up with no neck, just a big, puffy spare tire where her neck used to be. She is already half way there. She better stay in Russia. She’d be lucky to get an American guy who lives in a trailer park. But for her sake, I hope she finds some stupid trout to pay for the thyroid panel and/or some lipo for her nasty bloated neck.
LMAO DYING OVER THIS COMMENT…LASER PRECISION. Hahahahahaha.
“As females, we need to lift each other up not try to tear each other down out of jealousy. Keep pursuing your dreams Khloe!” …You hypocritical cunt.
Oh my word, she’s ok looking walking but the video of her lying down, in repose…tubby.
Why is this in the Moscow section? This girl is Czech. Still a Slav but not the same as Russian.
let me guess, she’s an architect or has a masters in music before she comes to the US to hustle.
poster is as stupid as Nicky, she isn’t Russian she is Czech girl from Czech Republic. Her full name is Nicky Tučková.
what’s funny is that today’s club generation will probably pay her four or five figures to come DJ and look like an ass at their no-talent club, and then put her on a Pepsi commercial like that fucking ultimate douche bag Pitbull. Get ready America…. here she comes!
Eastern European women are nasty gold digging sluts with the intellect of a burnt bagel. Horrendous accents, illiterate, and hopeless. Plus they don’t age well. Go with Northern European women….beautiful, classy, and not fake fucking blondes.
not with that nose that covers most of your face blondie…
There will always be glass between her and a Ferrari.
Pork isn’t hot unless it’s a verb!
Hhahahahaa! Omg that is so terrible and awesome at the same time! And another thing…why do the Czechs always get so mad ….its all Russia to us guys.
That was hilarious. She has a future in comedy.
that is in Prague