THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this haggard little porker is Shanna Deliece. She is pathetic and constantly posting made-up shit on the Dirty because she is so bored with her own life. Shanna, stop wasting your time and go to the gym. Your pot belly isn’t cute. While you’re at it, get some Pro-active for your leathery acne-ridden face, buy yourself a good push-up bra for your saggy tits (seriously, they touch your knees), and take out those nasty extensions. Better yet, brown paper bag that shit.
A princess would cross her legs.- nik