Show Stopper

March 18, 2013 Cincinnati, Dirty DUI 47 8,319 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik the above pictured candidate for slut of the year is Drew Shields. My heart stops just hearing his name. There is just a few minor issues with him….yet maybe more than a few and maybe not so minor issues. He Makes hearts stop all over the country. He may think it’s because he is sought after and admired. However its because when he walks into a room on average 2 people d*e within that night of a life sucking overload. He drains the room of any social diversity because the attention is on him. His SHOWSTOPPING personality leads many to believe he is a genuine, heartfelt, caring person. In all reality this FAME WHORE just wants his picture taken. GIVE ME A BREAK ALREADY! It’s too bad the people in Cincinnati don’t use pitch forks anymore. Maybe they could have chased him back to New York where he belongs. I won’t disagree that he deserves his own TV show. But lets be honest here, he couldn’t keep his dick in his pants long enough to make it to prime time. I’m not sure if these porn rumors are true, however I definitely wouldn’t doubt it. People can we stop reading his facebook and twitter and commenting to feed his ego. I mean if he wasn’t a sold out show…I might think he was funny and maybe entertaining. He is nothing but a dirty slut who will do anything for your “like” on his social media outlets. He is satan. I swear as a child he had to have been abducted by the mob and trained at an early age to be a sneaky, cocky, irrelevant bitch. someone just needs to choke him with a dick and leave him in an ally way somewhere dark and dirty. Im sure he wouldn’t mind seems how he was forged from a flame of infamous train wrecks. If he wanted to be a real showstopper he would just shut the fck up and sit a round out every once in awhile….fame isn’t everything sweetie….its poison…and you are asking to be bit….change while you have the chance…

Nice lipstick stud.- nik