THE DIRTY ARMY: OK nik. meet Simon K… or Simon Photobomb according to facebook, there isn’t much else to take stabs at after you see his photos. But all i can say is this guy is a genuine butt pirate who thinks he has thugs and can send drug dealers after someone with a click of a button… this guy also spends time dressing up in dumb ass costumes (freaky fetish? I’m not sure) Simon also enjoys spending his day finding girls phone numbers and posting them on fake adds to harass girls since he has never had a girl. He is a such a THUG he works at laser quest.. this guy must LOVE children since he mostly works with them..be aware he is just another hipster mother fucker who thinks he is all that hah. Also i remember he got a boner in the guys locker room in school. YUCK!

More of a tug life, dudes for the gays.- nik