Whale Wars With Body Paint
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Whale Wars with body paint. As you can tell them have most likely photoshopped the hell out of these pictures but her stomach is still big as hell. I don’t get it how anyone can find her body even remotely attractive, no ass and some wide as hips. Sorry, but even with a purple crayon I would not. Sucks America is getting brained washed that this is sexy, when its disgusting.
I’m seriously waiting for her to give birth to a Chordata.- nik
I think her body is sexy as hell. I would rather a woman like that, over a stick thin one. At least she keeps her curves toned.
The problem is that she doesn’t have curves, her stomachs shaped like a fridge
She’s in no way ‘toned’ either. I think that’s the problem.
i disagree i enjoy seeing softer curvier women graze the pages of magazines.. it;s a nice refreshing change… and i find her really beautiful n sexy
“brit” thats because you’re a fat ugly girl..I would bang her but I wouldn’t go around bragging about it…the magazines are supposed to have beautiful models.. not mediocre fat chicks “brit” that’s because you’re a fat ugly girl..I would bang her but I wouldn’t go around bragging about it…the magazines are supposed to have beautiful models.. not mediocre fat chicks.. should we start having couch potatoes replace the guys in the NBA and start watching that? Should we replace David Bechham with Michael Moore for underwear ads?
we can’t all win the genetic lottery and when you make people feel bad for the way they were born (gay, black or “ugly”) it makes you look like an asshole and an idiot. plus there’s probably very little wiggle room for you when insulting others, i doubt i’d look twice in your direction.
I’d just be happy to not have to see men with their shirts off lookin like a human hairball. With boobs that are almost C cups. Pale, zits all over your backs. The beach is a goddamn nightmare. Men,practice what you preach. Please!
A for Kate, I do think she gained quite a bit in a couple years though. Kinda like the freshman 15, but she’s not living on college food. I can admit that she could use some toning. If she had a baby maybe people wouldn’t be so hard on her. Nobody wants to see her be a walking clothes hanger, least most people off of the internet, or even off thedirty. Some guys here seem to be a tad brainwashed and follow what Nik says like it’s gospel. But as outspoken as I have been about Upton, I’ll be one of the first to admit she could use a workout routine, just so she’s healthy.
I love her boobs though. Some women are just plain terrified to get a boob job done. Seems like it’s difficult to find the perfect boobs. It takes a lot of research, for someone that’s busy, it’s not priority. Exercise should be priority for EVERYONE. Men, women and children. Nik could use toning too. If you’re naturally petite, good (I got shit for being too skinny, we can’t win, us women) Cheat pills are just a temporary solution. Good health is a lifestyle that everyone should live. I bet the guy ripping Brit up there isn’t male perfection. I’d love for people like that to post their pictures when they’re saying women should look a certain way in magazines. Magazines photoshop and airbrush the crap out of pictures..(Hustler, Fox, Penthouse etc)
All I’m saying is, if you’re ripping on anybody’s weight (too skinny!!! Too fat!!! They’re both insulting) you better have perfect BMI, and be perfectly toned your damned self. The weight issue is a double standard. The way y’all talk about average women, you’d think they’re Mama June!
What are you, like 12??? Magazines seem to cater to a bit of everything these days. Different strokes for different folks.
I’m sure science will someday have an assembly line to make all women the same. Maybe you’ll be able to custom design them like ordering cars online, someday. As said, humans are a slave to their genetics and need to learn that.
Let me suggest you search pro ana tumblr on Google. Many pictures there of women that look straight out of a concentration camp.
damn shes sexy
You’re a little bitch, nik. You know you would never have the balls to talk to people like this to their faces. You even looked nervous getting in an argument with Doug.
You guys must me gay lol since when did looking like a man with no hips and being straight up and down like a board become attractive. News flash this is attractive I got a full on boner from these pics. I don’t like girls that have ribs showing and meat hanging off their bones
I’m not gay at all. I just don’t find her attractive. Honestly if I was on the beach with her and she took her shirt off I would be thinking about her round stomach the whole time. These pictures are photoshopped imagine how her stomach looks in person.
You can find a ton of better looking girls walking Manhattan everyday.. NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL.. She probably slept with the right guys in the industry.
Kate Upton IS straight up and down like a board. No waist at all! Pretty girl but Sports Illustrated should have never given her the cover, nevertheless two years in a row. If you need to wear a parka to hide your side rolls you have no business being on the cover of the swimsuit issue
Yeah, it sucks so much that America is getting brainwashed to think what ACTUAL WOMEN look like is attractive instead of coked out anorexics like Nik likes.
She is 50x hotter and more succesful than Nik’s cumdumpster wife. I mean shit, she married Nik in Vegas with a quickie marriage. What does that say about her self respet?
Nike wife is nasty i saw her on dr Phil I thought she would be hot but omg, she looks plain like any other blond girl nothing special
Hey, at least she can shop good!! [not really]
Leave Nik’s wife out of this! You guys are being hella hypocritical saying that Whale Wars is sooo sexy because she is normal looking, but Nik’s wife is sooo hideous because she is normal looking.
I agree, they’re just trying to hit Nik below the belt. The internet version of a sucker punch. Shayne isn’t the one saying a damned thing about Kate. They’re both cute girls,period. Disagree or not we can have an opinion on the woman the article is about, but Shayne? Shut the fucc up. I’m always annoyed when someone doesn’t agree with nik on his comment about a certain woman. Then turn around and blast his wife, who can’t even defend herself. That’s coward shit people. Don’t talk about Shayne or his daughter. Find something else to rip him about.
Hey, I didn’t say Kate was sexy. I said Nik’s wife shops good, cause she does nothing else. No real hobbies..therefore she is a dimwit.
And who cares if we bring Shayne into it? ..if she ‘off limits’ like the wheel chair kid? I see no wheel chair, so I think not.
Oh and Nik, feel free to email me the IP numbers of these bitch asses talking about your wife. I’d be more than happy to take care of it. I’ve been a fan of hers since GH. Maybe they’ll think twice before talking like that about a defenseless woman here again.
Real talk. And the offer stands til whenever!
People talking about a defenseless woman..wait, what? Did you forgot that you are on this website. Does Kate truly belong here?? ..dumb dumb.
Her boobs look really heavy. I don’t know how she doesn’t have back problems. Speaking of her back, she can’t arch hers enough to spread that stomach out.
She’s gorgeous. Her stomach has been photoshopped bigger in this picture. Most men don’t like toothpicks.
I give her a rating of PR: Photoshop Required.
If she would of just watched what she ate and worked out for this shoot she would have looked great. Who did she blow to get ANOTHER cover.?, I am completely baffled
Now, show me the pics with her arms down!
Funny thing is how no one mentions what I will call “dre-photoshop” – where you take pictures and make it worse on girl. Upton is a little thick, but it’s the best thick. This site needs some new thoughts and ideas running through it or it will be just like what they have talked about….
Great meat popsicles.
push her back to sea!!! ;(
the winky frowny always cracks my shyte up. plus 1 for you.
It’s a disgrace and disrespect to put her in the supermodel category. She doesn’t belong in the same category as the classic and super famous supermodels such as Cindy Crawford, Christy Turlington, Christie Brinkley.
Girls with some meat on their bones isn’t a bad thing. But she’s not even attractive in the face.
exactly.
How much milk does she produce per month ?
please none of you losers ever got with a girl even close to her…if you think shes ugly or fat you are a certified homosexual.
really? that makes me a homosexual? oh.
I can show plenty of girls better then her that I have smashed……. your the homosexual sheeple that listens to whatever the media says.
Agreed, she’s disgusting and I seriously could crawl up under her big saggy mammaries and no one would find me. Or roll up in her backfat and ride her like an Elephant. Plus, she’s hideous to hear speak. The end.
Agreed, she’s disgusting and I seriously could crawl up under her big saggy mammaries and no one would find me. Or roll up in her backfat and ride her like an Elephant. Plus, she’s hideous to hear speak. The end.
DA Strong! Xox
She is a pig, imagine these pictures before all the photo shop and air brushing….
You can tell you have a Purple Crayon by how you speak lol. Man learn how to spell and write bro.
If she would just lose 20 pounds people would stop talking about as much
Probably not, because then everyone would claim she’s too skinny.
photoshop or not, I would love to bang her for a week and then just forget about it
If Kate upton is fat, women are in trouble.
Don’t worry Kate, at least you’re not wasting your life away talking shit anonymously on some trashy site like the rest of us losers
Im a chick and I think she is really attractive. I would LOVE to have REAL boobs like that. Granted, if she lost a bunch of weight her boobs would shrink too. Maybe she is making this vuluptuous look her trademark and I think its a good thing.
Im a chick that thinks she has a pretty face I dont think shes a bad looking celeb of plus sized model however I just dont think supermodel is right for her bc when we think runway supermodel it goes with stick thin. Glamour modeling shes even good but super models dont have curves
Her tits are AMAZING. Her face is cute. She’s not at all fat. her stomach is flat. None of you losers talking shit on her could ever get a girl like her, so just keep talking it up and feed your delusions.
I don’t mind girls with a little meat on there bones but it looks like her breast is growing out of her armpit.
Come on. If your gonna make a normal sized girl a model at least pick a good one!
I am a woman, and I think she is hot as hell!! Looks like a REAL woman!! She is healthy and happy and making an ass load of money! Go Kate!!
because REAL women are overweight! cheers to that, fellow heffer! *clinks giant coke bottle and shoves a bucket of chicken down throat
I can’t believe how many people on this site conform to believing stick thin is sexy. Kate has a great body, it may not be perfect, but at least she has the confidence to pull off this size. Nic is a power hungry idiot. Everybody hangs off his every word. If he turned around and started saying this size is sexiest, everyone would change their opinions and agree.
please stop trying to justify her fatness to make you feel better. Some of us go to the gym 5+ times a week/count calories and work very hard to have low bodyfat percentage and a muscular physique..not to mention any cosmetics needed. Please give credit where credit is due and stop trying to make fatty feel better – thanks.
Ya and I bet you have fake boobs and fake lips and you plaster your make up. Lol because your insecure and you can’t be happy on your own body like this beautiful female. News flash broad insecurity is extremely unattracitve in a woman
Why is she shaped like a rectangle? That sht bothers me.
U call her a whale, well then im just lookin for the blow hole to stick it in. this girl is sexy as hell.
Nasty loose fat with no tone… Gym time?
She looks like Brian scalebrine in a wig
Women love this girl because she is fat so it makes them feel prettier by comparison. She is gross to me. She has no tone, and you can tell her whole body is just a loose blob
100% agree. This girl has an AWFUL shape. She’s not curvy, nor voluptuous. She’s shaped like a fridge.
There’s such a thing as good curves, but this one has no ass once so ever. Pass.
She’s a BALLOON, folks! Not to worry! Sport Illustrated figured everyone likes balloons, and the rest is history! Up, up and away, thar she blows, ETC!!!
She is so flabby. Also, these pics have been touched up. Imagine what the flab looked like before they were.
Well, at least for the first time ever, I can say that I have a better body than a supermodel. Woot!
She has a pretty face but damn that body is painful to look at.
I just wish she would do some cardio and work on her abs! Nothing wrong with a girl who is not a stick, but it’s almost insulting to the SI models who work hard to be toned! A little toning could go a long way.
the reality of this is that this is NOT what most women look like. She looks way better than most women when the average dress size is like 14 these days. Any guy that thinks shes fat is either a) delusional b) really, really insecure or c) one of those weirdo men that like women who have a cups and bones showing.
There’s nothing better in life than being a size 00
She is an attractive woman, but I think the reason people are so harsh on her is that supermodels get paid $$$$$, so it is usually expected that at least they have to take care of their bodies. Whale Wars looks like she could be playing WOW and munching on slices of pizza during her entire free time. Then she gets paid to take a few minutes break, traveling to beautiful locations and getting paid probably millions of dollars to be praised constantly for her appearance (that she seemingly puts no effort into making the best it can be)? I knew long ago that the muffin top was becoming sexualized. People used to make fun of people with them, but eventually I would see swimsuit models with muffin tops etc. I think a lot of people in the fashion industry are obsessed with adolescence…and muffin tops are reminiscent of teenage girls.
she is 510 125 pounds that is NOT fat. Sorry haters!
Ever hear of body fat percentage? Height/Weight does not add up to fat/not fat… Which is why some people are deemed as ‘skinny fat’. Do you think skinny fat is sexy?
2nd pic–okay due to angle.
Ist pic–what the fucking fuck. This is what I look like on bloated days when puff my stomach out on purpose.
There is such thing as good curves and bad, this girl has bad curves…wait I mean no curves… She isn’t fat but he body isn’t worthy enough to be paid to show off!! Can’t beleive she is a super model..
Even though I don’t really care about models or actresses, I happen to have a secret admiration for Kate Upton.
She is the size she wants to be and doesn’t give a fuck about what loser asshole fame whores think of her.
During the first half of America’s century, men would find her extremely attractive because she carries a little more meat on her hips and because straight HETEROSEXUAL MEN controlled the Hollywood Movie industry.
Now a days, we all think only pencil thin women with no breasts are attractive because that’s what today’s movies, tv, and magazines tell us that’s what’s attractive. Everyone knows the fashion industry is run by homosexual men that want women to look like teenage boys, which is why anorexia is so ‘glamorous’.
I am amazed at the number of people that can’t think for themselves and just follow the most popular opinion.
A healthy, voluptuous, and extremely beautiful woman is now considered “fat”
Anorexia is unattractive and so is obesity, but she is not even close to ‘fat’, she’s proportionate and looks fit and healthy with a nice glow to her eyes and face.
Have you ever known an anorexic? Absolutely nothing attractive about them, they are pale, they have lifeless eyes, dry skin and hair, and they are extremely unhappy. They carry an attitude on their shoulders of “I’m dead inside” and “I hate life”
…. but somehow, in this day and age, an eating disorder + sliced up breasts with bags of gel inside + chopped up & sewn up nose + chemically treated hair to make it a completely fake white is considered attractive?
You all are smoking crack. Kate is hot.