THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think Bianca said it all already. As you can tell, Matt Rosenburg spends his time spending his parents money on girls who don’t give a f*ck about him. Paid for a set of tits that he didn’t even get to see or touch. I would like to point out that he has the penis of a seven year old boy.. that thing has to be four inches soaking wet. I’m surprised his mom even circumcized him, they had to cut off a centimeter more that he really needed. My chihuahua’s penis is giving him some stiff competition. no pun intended… Word on the street is that Matt really was f*cking Bianca the whole time she was with Ryan. Poor guy, besides Ryan’s pop collared shirt and sheer lack of fashion, the guy is pretty cool. I don’t know about you, but I would have knocked Matt Rosenburg’s teeth out. Back to Bianca..because let’s be honest, her face is not all that good. I was really disappointed to find out that they were fake. Come on Ryan, any girls that have fake boobs THAT big has to have some problems. And we know she is not dating you for your money, or Matt giant penis. </sarcasm> The silicone went in her head. Finally, back to my good buddy Ryan, If she’s leaving you to f*ck that small penis, then one can only wonder what you’re swingin in between your legs. I just want to give a little advice to all the kids out there sexting and texting, dicking and clicking…to keep your balls off the internet or this can happen to you!

Who knew the nation’s capitol was filled with so much drama?- nik