Would You With Clown Under

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as hot as Clown Under is, no one has asked you if you would yet. I need to know, because when I see her pictures, I literally just think about how I would leave my wife of 10 years for Clown Under in a heart beat. So Nik, would you?
Answer: No, she would have a better chance of sexual relations with me if she had one arm.














What is this girls name…. I have a strip club I want her to dance at…. come work for me Clown Under !!!
Nik is right. She needs to laser away all those tattoos on her arm.
Why would you want that? She’d be leaving her greasy orange spray tan residue all over the customers!
There were a way to find your wife and show her this. This “woman” is an inflatable orange beast who obviously cannot even buy a bikini bottom that fits. Probably needs that extra room up front to make her herpes comfortable. I can smell the skin cancer and that nude lipstick look has been out for ages. But hey she has big boobs so who cares about all that? What a loser. You’re probably like 500 lbs and spend your nights jacking off to womens pictures. Loser.
I wouldn’t go that far to insult the girl in the picture, she is still a human being. the same as the OP’s wife. The OP is a pig though, and I agree with you entirely on that
Nik, are you saying you’d consider getting “stubbed” by a one-armed Clown Under? Lol…
I feel bad for your wife. You’re a douchebag.
She needs that extra room in her bikini bottom for her Greg.
I like my women like I like my women, extra crispy.
I hate guys like you. No one forced you to get married you piece. “Oh i hate my annoying wife! Woe is me! ” get a freaking divorce loser. Poor wife has no clue what a pathetic lying cheating bastard of a husband she has. I really hope thats not true.
Yes her body is hot but her face is just jacked up. And her fake tan makes it worse
I can’t tell if I am proud or ashamed, not even those massive fun bags can make me look past the melanoma coated exerior of this girl. I hope she wears her bikini when she tans that way she is 2 toned with a bleach white ass, hilarious…
I cannot find one thing attractive about the girl. Nik you say no to so many beautiful girls and your only issue with this one is her tattoo???
Stop posting yourself you busted up hoe.
That orange does NOT hide your ugly fave so stop trying. And that hair is not hiding your linebacker shoulders.
This chick is beyond disgusting.Blech.
I would def have with the “Before” girl she used to be….now I wouldn’t have any idea what exactly I was inside of.
f*ck, i would, lol any day
also I would like you, nik, to post Clown Under under Dirty Celebrities, so I can have the pleasure of seeking her without being posted!
also I would like you, nik, to post Clown Under under Dirty Celebrities, so I can have the pleasure of seeking her without being posted! THANKS
Self-post. No man would ever leave his wife for this ho…they would, however, bang her a couple times on the side.
YES… This woman is bangin’…
She is super pretty! : ) Some people just need to get a life. Hating her won’t make YOU pretty.
Every time this girl is posted I instantly get hungry for beef jerky.
If this is what pretty looks like you can have it.
Good call Nik! But why do you never say anything about the fact that she is Chicago orange? Everything about this girl is tacky & screams, “CHEAP”!
Clown under has a great body and her face is NOT ugly, she’s just wayy too tan! Looks cheap. She could look beautiful instead of trashy/sexy if she toned the skin color down a couple notches.