THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m tired of seeing this one mega douche lord around town. This sad depressed fat *ss is called Dave LeClair. He dresses up like a queen and makes up fairy tale events for his World of Warcraft goons. He is only 5ft tall and makes up for his “shortcomings” by bossing people around, spreading rumors, and trying to screw totally drunk girls. Once he was caught in the act of putting a ruffy in a girls drink at one of his parties. He was kicked out of our camp at Burning Man for sneaking into a girls tent and trying to have sex with her while she was passed out. I dont know how this sick predator hasn’t been thrown in jail yet! Help warn everyone. Hide yo wife! Hide yo kids! The bunny troll is coming!
This guy has a foam weapon collection. I decided.- nik