THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you might know this girl pretty well now. She submitted herself twice last month in the New Jersey section asking if she was “pretty” or not. Well, Kelly Dulak is the biggest trickster when it comes to instagram photos. I always see her at Ultra Bar or Sound Garden in Philly at “raves” as she likes to call them. The picture I sent of her dressed as Pikachu, she wears that every week! This girl’s a f*cking psychotic freak. She’ll take selfies of herself and post them on instagram and people will say how pretty she is, but they only look halfway decent because she uses a million filters to soften her ugly features like her nose and sunken eyeballs. New Jersey has been warned of Krazy Kelly Dulak and her repugnant over sized nose, but I felt it’s only fair to warn Philadelphia as well, seeing as she’s always “raving” there. Take it from someone who she tricked with instagram photos. You figure you’ll give her a chance because she looks cute in her photos, and then in person BAM, pokes your eye out with her nose. Then she’ll stalk you for months. Spread the word, this girl is a nut bag!
Kelly please share your secrets… what filter makes your nose disappear like that?- nik