THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- Meet Alyssa Coogan from Juneau Alaska. This sloot is a self centered, conceided, overly confident, big foreheaded, strange eyebrowed, man chinned white trash. She acts like trailer trash and is dating a low life loser, drug addict, felon. She thinks that she is the shit and needs a reality check. Her latest acomplishment is winning a wet tshirt contest at the local trashy Viking bar. She is always up to no good and you will be seeing a lot more of her. Also Nik… would you?
Answer: No, that’s a sad looking KY pit.