THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my buddy showed me these recent pictures of Kate Upton. He is tried to convince me that she is pregnant. I told him he was an idiot and to go on TheDirty.com. Now he keeps texting me ‘Whale Wars’ every ten minutes. HAHA what have I done??
I’m still waiting for Whale Wars to show me a modeling pose because everything I have seen so far smells like ocean blubber.- nik