Is Valeria Lukyanova Good Enough For Your Standards

June 20, 2013 The Dirty, Ukraine 187

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, you’re notorious for being ultra-critical of people’s appearances, right? Duh. You’ve noticed things no one cares about like symmetrical ears, elbows, moles, hands, feet, shoulders, and even kneecaps. You’re known for your love of the ITG, big fake +2′s with NO refund gap, and bone thin women at least 15lbs underweight. Well, I think I’ve found your perfect woman! This is Valeria Lukyanova, The Human Barbie Doll. This girl went ALL OUT, even removing 2 ribs to achieve such a small waist! I’ve seen 1 other post where you said she is the Michael Jackson of Ukraine, but in reality she is what you project as perfection! Or is even she not good enough for your standards?

I’m not ok with her jawline. It’s still a little wide for me. The roundness of her face makes her forehead look huge. She still has work to do in my mind.- nik