THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I always love seeing the new 21 year olds get sucked into the scene. This is Sam. She’s a “model” (like every other girl) attending junior college. Her and her BFF Madison (aka chipmunk=fattest cheeks ever) love to get around. I’ve known Sam for about a year now. Shes already slept with myself and 3 of my buddies. You’ll catch her at PNL and most recently she discovered the reject filled Jones pool. Everyones just sitting back and laughing at her. Sam your not hot, you’re just easy fresh meat. All people do is make fun of you behind your back. Youre the next Briana Couch and once everyone chews you up and spits you out youll be a 30 yr old loser who has nothing. Good luck girl. Hope you like the attention we know how much you love it. And maybe you can change your life before it is too late.
My money says she will get pregnant by 23. Which means you have two more years to party your ass off Sam.- nik