THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Alicia….she is the most annoying fugly sloot in Bethel Park. She is obsessed with partying and thinks that drinking makes her the coolest person in the entire world. She is an instagram whore and makes sure that all of her pictures include alcohol and tries to make herself look soo hott. She has never even had a real boyfriend because everyone just wants to hit it and quit it. She is too annoying for any guy to stick around. She is a lying fake ass bitch and will try to steal your boyfriend because she cant get her own, so watch out! She is a huge slore and will hook up with anything with a dick. She even screws her best friends’ sloppy seconds. All she cares about is herself and her lame parties she goes to every night. She is irresponsible and her parents do everything for her even at age 20. She is the annoying drunk girl at parties that you dont wanna deal with. She is easy and will believe anything you tell her, so have fun. p.s. make sure you take a close look at the first photo of her….if you have to edit your pictures to make yourself look skinny, youre doing it wrong.
Those aren’t bubbles, she’s frothing…- nik