THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a mermaid living in the Fishhawk Ranch community in Lithia, Florida, can no longer swim in the pool, says the community’s homeowners association. Eden Sirene (or, as she’s known by her nonmermaid name, Jenna Conti) was told she’s not allowed to wear her fins in the pool, per the community’s “no-fin” policy. She wears a custom-made silicon mermaid suit whenever she hits the pool, much to the delight of the other residents and swimmers. Kids, in particular, love the sight of a real-life mermaid frolicking underwater in their pool. I hate how this community is being so messed up and not allowing her to swim with her suit in any of the pools. Why not allow something that puts smiles on kids and grown ups faces? I’m totally with Eden on this one, what about you Nik?
Ok, now I’m tripping. This purple drank for my Pneumonia has me seeing mermaids and sh*t.- nik