THE DIRTY ARMY: How would you like to spend an evening with lady of the night Miss Erin “Barbie” Eubanks? She is the closest thing to white trash as you can get. She has two different baby daddies, but calls a third her boo (he lives in California and has nothing to do with her). She has a man? No matter. Simply let her know you are DTF and you’re in. If you want to bring another male friend, or four, I am sure she would be happy to get some more attention. She isn’t getting enough from those sleaze bags at the bar she works in. Like her status says, she has no problem getting with men. Why not you, too? You can find her at the scumbag bar she works at or Calis in Carbondale if she gets a night off.
I’m sensing some sarcasm in that title.- nik