THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this basic ass skunt Andrew Johnson is an obsessed stalker! This f*g has nothing going for him, I mean seriously… Who the fck where’s polo shirts anymore??? He looks like the type of bottom that doesn’t shave his asshole. I’ve heard he is the worst in bed and all he does is lay there on his back with his eyes closed and hyperventilates like a FREAK. Anyways, I’m posting this because he’s crazy obsessed with me. I don’t even know him but I went to Starbucks and he was taking pictures of me from a distance. One of my friends knows him and says I’m his screensaver… My phone keeps getting calls from blocked numbers and I know it’s him just wanting to listen to my voice. Also, he comes into my work and lurks around the store pretending he’s shopping when in reality, I’m fully aware that he’s just coming to watch me. Hopefully putting this freak on blast will make him stop. HELP ME OUT NIK!!!
You have to make him think you’re not gay.- nik