THE DIRTY ARMY: I wanted to let the whole world know about my bestest friend’s birthday because she really deserves it–happy 28th!!… so, Nik, would you?
Answer: No, I hope you skipped the cake.
Who wishes their best friend happy birthday on a site meant to expose people? Some friend you are!
Check out her company, is Kristi chaperoning?
She’s just going to get sloppy drunk and go through 28 cacks.
Probably pretentious and entitled as well.
Is this a new Bad Girls Club spin-off on Oxygen? Big Girls Club?
Brooke, you’re the chubbiest girl in the group. No one wants to see your ass anywhere. You’re a sweaty ass pig. You’re nothing more than a pretty face(which I find mediocre at best) with a shitty style. You look like you get your clothes at puffs $12 zoo. Quit partying and take care of your son. Are you sucking penis for money now too?
Girl in blue looks evil sent straight from hell
Hey, anonymous. If that’s really your name. No one would wish their friend a happy birthday on this site. Are you a dumb ass? Someone’s plan to get her attacked backfired because I see less than 10 posts.
You are nothing special.
You are getting fat. Your selfies from above don’t hide anything. Don’t be like Alison Melder, Susanna Simpson and Kristy McKinnon and suck old geezer cock for a living. Be something for your son other than a wastoid drunk.
The A team of the Arkansas Republican Party!
I sure do wish we had gals like this working for us when I was in Arkansas….. I sure would’ve had some private prayer meetings with them.
From what I hear nowadays… Alison and Kristi have banged most of our faithful GOP… Darr.. ASA!… Jobless John Burris… Gotta love our family values!
The A Team of the Arkansas Republican party! Thanks to Alison and Kristi the cocks of our beloved GOP members never stay dry for very long!
happy birthday to her.. looks sweet..
Nik you are a rude bastard
Thanks to these girls, Arkansas Republicans never have to wait very long before getting their cocks wet! Thanks Alison and Kristi!!!
This chick always acts as if she’s better then everyone. Can’t stand her smug look.
This girl is a Hydro feen !! It’s so sad how addicted to pills she is …
The pain pills aren’t for Brooke they’re for me– her imaginary cousin…
This girl is shady. Shady shady shady. She goes on for HOURS about how she screws over and steals from people to sell on yardsale websites (including guys she is banging). She tells people about how she befriends Alison, Susanna, etc and steals from them and uses them for pain pills. Good job gals on finding such an awesome friend
I totally love the fact that my best friends put me on here…. It’s awesome for my ego, it’s as big as my oversized head, horse teeth and the size of my vajayjay! Love you girls keep up the fantastic work… Smooches Brooke
She’s a good person, and I bet money Miss Promise can’t promise she didn’t post this. So sad people have to get on a website to be ugly and aren’t capable of saying what they need to say to someone face to face. Get a life and leave Brooke alone losers.
Hey, thats what this sites for;yall little rock sloots need to take care of yall kids and stop running the streets wtf wrong with yall. 50% dedication to their kids, the other 50% pills,dick,&parties . Little rock women fucked up
I dont think she fat maybe phat; I got something for ya brooky;)
Every girl she hang with or friends with are pill junkies; none of them can go through there day without pills whatever they gotta do to get em
Promise and her friend Veronica Courtney are known for getting around, insecure and sad! If u work at Hooters and Twin Peaks at their age lol, embarrassing for one and no self respect for two. Keep working it Brooke, you have an education, who cares what ppl say…..you’re good person and beautiful!
I’ve been hoping to get with this for years. She’s the closest thing to looking like Heather Dyre (in the face, not the body).
Veronica Courtney dated one of my bros gave him herpes and warts. Get tested ho. Use protection.
omg brooke ur so orange now! and not to mention fat as fuck! guess that personal trainer you cheated on your husband with and lost everything for didn’t teach you much. im glad this bitch doesn’t have her son hes better off not knowing his mom is a complete whore and ditched him for a dick…..whom shes not even with anymore hahahahaha dumbass tramp.
Funny it’s the other way around he fucked some cops wife when he worked at indulgences.
Yeah Promise Guillotte works at Twin Peaks half naked. What a mother. It’s sickening these days how girls try and make money. Have some self respect.
Promise Guillotte does work at Twin Peaks. They dress half naked. So sad these girls, especially mothers, have no self respect. There’s other ways to make money than to show off body parts. Like get an Education like Brooke Edwards. . Stop being a whore that’s why ur single and divorced.
Promise Guillotte does work at Twin Peaks. It’s really sad these girls, especially mothers, have no self respect. They dress half naked. There’s other ways to make money than showing off your body. Maybe get an Education like Brooke Edwards. . Stop being a whore and take care of ur kid. That’s why ur single and divorced. No one wants a used up whore that works at Twin Peaks.
Yeah Veronica is a whore. If u go to youporn.com surprisingly she’s on there. Shocked I didn’t know this about my BFF.
Really!!!!! How do ya look it up? Lol.
I’ve known Brooke since we were in HS, she’s a cool girl. Now I suppose I could understand blasting sum1 if they stole your boyfriend or girlfriend, but blasting a single person in their 20s for getting laid, seriously? Jealousy…jealousy… The only people who call others whores/sluts are the people not having sex themselves, like at all or ever, because if you were you wouldn’t be needing to go to a site an blast sum1 because you’d be having sex like the rest of us normal people in our 20s, why you ask? Because sex is GREAT! If she does use drugs, well if its in the privacy of her own home and not around her kid, it’s nobody’s business. So please if you’re angry go have sex, I bet you won’t be afterwards
Promise Guillotte don’t be jealous all your life! U will never be me or have what I have.
This girl has serious jealousy issues. acts as if shes better than everyone, and love’s the hydros!
Not as much as Promise likes being a whore. Don’t be upset Mark dumped you bc ur not good enough. Twin Peaks is where all the classy girls work haha
I’m gonna tell ya da Pepsi challenge on both Brooke an Promise. Brooke’s shit I will say is tight as a rubber band I’ll give her dat, but Promise liked to suck dat dick dry after you destroy dat pussy. Ima tell ya who next on my hit list is dat sexy ass Ashley Talent. I hear dat she will take it in da back door while you reach around holding on to dem sweet as candy tities.
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