THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as a former VIP flight attendant for multiple air charter services, I feel the need to comment on some postings regarding porta potties and trouts. Most of the time, the trout will not fly with the PP. They can not be seen together, in any capacity. I used to deal with the trouts mostly, while the trouts would fly the PP on a commercial carrier to meet them. When call girls post pics of them with a private jet, from the pictures I see it is almost always an air charter service which is neither leased nor owned, but rented. Almost never do these aircraft have a flight attendant on board, which is opposite of the flights I have worked. The trout, is typically the “principal” which means it is the owner of the aircraft. The flight attendant is the concierge to the principal and his guests. Let me be clear in that never in my private aviation career have I “serviced” the principal or their travel mates. My job has been to arrange and supply the catering an in-flight service, including food and beverages and cabin maintenance. I have worked on Falcons, Gulfstreams, Lears, Bombardiers, 737′s, etc. Not once has a principal made me serve a PP.
The new thing now is “Atmosphere Girls” acting like flight attendants. It’s easier to hide the funds via payroll and get connecters to the hotel suite. On paper it looks like a clean operation.- nik