THE DIRTY ARMY: Melanie Paige Anderson “Horse mouth of saline county”. This girl is your typical small town slut. Pretty enough for where she’s from to go through as many Greg’s as she likes.. And based on her rep the Greg’s like going through her just as much. The black sheep out of a trio of triplets she obtained the extra chromosome giving her the appearance of Down syndrome. Her gums obviously hate her teeth cuz they look like they are looking for a retreat plan daily. Always lookin for someone to take care of her because she cant hold down a job and has had as many jobs as dicks. I was in the infamous Electric Cowboy one night talking to a group of guys when Miss Anderson walked by with a slutty gazing eye. We started talking about how we all have hit it then started showing each other the naked pictures we had of her on our phones. 5 guys. One group. All had naked pics. Classy lemme tell ya. You can catch her on Facebook talking about being in love, every other week talking about getting her life together, and also how you cant trust anyone. Then repeat. Put the bottle down Melanie and maybe you can move outta your parents and stop wrecking your POS mustang.
I hate it when chicks purposely miss their mouth with lipstick.- nik