THE DIRTY ARMY: Let me introduce you to the Father of the Year – MERVE BROOKINS who is a wannabe football player on the Sabercats. You might not have heard of him because he sits on the bench 95% of the time. How do I know that he’s a Father you ask? Because he asked me for child support money. Oh, and I heard from other girls he has asked them too. He walks around San Jose like he’s God’s gift to women. If you see a mohawk ladies, run the other way!! He likes to eat dirty pssy and he has more head on his head then the bootleg Amber Rose girl that he’s dating. He tries to act like he has multiple jobs and will probably tell you that he loves you after “dating” you for a week. He will also steal from you, so hide your belongings! Hes from Sacramento…enough said.
He needs multiple jobs benchwarming for his mens league.- nik