THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was out in Old Town Scottsdale somewhat drunk and I bumped into this goddess. I was starstruck and asked Nickel for an autograph and she declined. I said cool no prob can I get a picture with you and she yelled “My names not Nickel” and stormed off. Nik I’m 98% sure it was her. Do you know if she lives in Scottsdale now?
Yup Nickel runs Scottsdale now. Also, she does not sign autographs or take pictures for her fans, so don’t ask (and yes her boobs are real).- nik