THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, do you ever think in your old age that you will become as big a douche as Howard Stern? He named himself the King of All Media, and now refers to himself as “America’s Judge”. He still thinks he has 20 million listeners to his radio show on satellite even though he only does his shows 2 or 3 days a week. On top of that, he now thinks he is an amazing photographer and he and his wife have been tweeting pictures of foster kittens and “selfies” like these two incredibly douche chill causing portraits. What say you Nik? Should this guy just retire, never to be heard or seen from again and enjoy his billion dollar fortune at his three mega mansions with his horse faced trophy wife Beth?
When you feel like sh*t is slipping you try to reinvent yourself for the sake of sanity. Howard already won the game of life, now the battle becomes mind over relavance.- nik