THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce Jacksonville’s newest ratchet documented under “failed attempts”. Alexis Carn used to be a pretty chill girl – while not bartending, she seemed to take pretty good care of her son. Then come along the +2′s. Not only did she get +2s, but decided she wanted them bigger, bigger did she go. Now the girl’s turned into a total train wreck, sleeping with multiple guys to prove her “bad girl” lifestyle and constantly uploading slutty pictures of herself. It seems like she never spends time with her son anymore, instead choosing to party with her hook-nosed friend and crew. This is truly a good girl gone bad, and I miss the old Alexis. I mean, you have a kid. Why do you feel the need to go out & promote yourself as a slu* when you have such a sweet child waiting at home for you? She’s going to realize soon that guys are starting to see her as just another wh*re looking for some validation.
I feel like the doctor who delivered her baby was trying to make a statement (or warning flag).- nik