THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Patrick Bell. Patrick is what one would describe as a literal butt face. Meaning his face seriously looks like a butt. The problem is that his personality is trash and he likes to walk around and think/act like he is gorgeous, when the reality of life is that he more resembles a cats anus coupled with a couple of swinging dingleberries. Patrick also thinks he’s got AMAZING abs, when these pics show quite the opposite. Patrick is being submitted here in hopes he succumbs to a little humility and accepts that he’s way less than he thinks he is. If anyone wishes to look like this, simply smack yourself in the face a few times with a hot iron and use feces as a face mask before bed. Icky guy. I laugh every time I see him. Your thoughts, Nik?
Gay guys always get inflated egos when they come out of the closet.- nik