THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Carmen Ortega who is no stranger to TheDirty has to be my favorite hooker. Most girls that hook are broke and live for that next purse and see regular Jons, but not Carmen. She sees everyone from NFL players to your favorite… Afrojoke… When I saw that on her twitter, I wasn’t surprised… I was almost proud because she is living the life most of us hookers dream we can. We get to go one maybe 1 or 2 trips a year, when Carmen is flying somewhere in the world at least every month. People wonder how she models and has no looks… its very simple, she gives the best head from what I’ve heard and is a 17374th degree black belt when it comes to sex… that will truly get you very far in life.
Yeah, but she is going to wake up at 30 with fat legs.- nik