THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey,Nik. This is failed boy bander Austin Clark (think pop/country Jonas Brothers).His band was first called The Clark Brothers and won the only season of the now cancelled American Idol spinoff Next Great American Band.They later changed their name to Sons of Sylvia and toured with Carrie Underwood a few years ago. But the band failed despite their cousin Ryan Tedder from One Republic writing music for them and a duet with Carrie. Nowadays he is a 30 yrs old driving a tour bus for a living trying desperately to cling to the fame that was dangled in front of him.He still keeps in contact with groupies he met on tour years ago as well as new girls he meets all over the country who fall for his sweet southern gentleman act and his talk of his “going places” in life(Fail). He is the son of a tent revival preacher and presents himself as a guy with wholesome values but in reality he is a sneaky liar who cheats on his GF and doesn’t care who he hurts or how many lives he affects and the faithful(I think) girlfriend is totally unaware. His job as a bus driver makes it easy for him to play girls in several states none of them aware that they are just one of many. He doesn’t care if they have a boyfriend or not.He needs several gullible girls to string along because likes to talk while he is on the road driving for hours and hours and skypesex (prob records it too)with them when he’s bored in hotels.If you’re talking to him BE WARNED you are NOT the only one who is! He plays girls all over Nashville and since he goes out of town so much sometimes he IS in town when he says he isn’t. Being around musicians here all the time I’d usually say more power to him but this pathetic pasty white loser with a freckled bodysuit and bee sting bitch tits needs to be put on blast for causing drama and break ups and why squander and opportunity to be Dirty Army Strong?
He’s still searching for his 15 minutes, getting a pic with Romney being part of the cleaning crew is not impressive.- nik