THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I missed the clue from all the childish face book statuses that this one would be nuts. Smokin’ body, but the face- not so much. MAC force field and that gap. Been split up from my ex for over a year and I just wanted to get laid. A few of my buddies said it was an easy lay so I went for it. At first this lunatic came off as a sweet and innocent girl from Kansas. We hung out a couple times and I changed my mind about sticking it in this one. This girl tried to play mind games that I saw right through and she was almost way too easy to get into bed. That’s nasty. Have some self respect! I’ve been around the block a few times and chicks that pull that shit with any dude most likely have a *** or are looking for a baby daddy to put on lock down. After a few weeks, I distanced myself and started giving the one worded replies to texts and ignored the calls. Crazy would blow up my phone on the daily “I miss you” “I think I’m falling for you” I DID’n'T EVEN SLEEP WITH HER! Watch out for Michelle.
Its hard to imagine a dream killer face like this would crop out their body.- nik