THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as a student of Iowa the #1 party school in the nation.. I want the world to understand why. ADPI b*tches here are fug and will go down on you for a free Keystone Light. The reason we are #1 is because of ADPI. They are have beer bellies and terrible haircuts. But they will out drink you and claim blackout the next morning when they can’t find their underwear.
I’m trying to play Where’s Waldo, but I really cannot find one decent looking chick. I do see Lena Dunham. I also knew she was ADPi from her body type.- nik