THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi my name is Ivaylo Slavov, I am a 33 year old unemployed male still living in my mothers basement. I am extremely hairy but am balding badly too. My manhood is very small but on my online profiles I like to say that I am well endowed. I wear glasses and am completely covered in ***. I have many profiles that I like to troll on a daily basis, I use the names Ivo, Chabudar, Manofaction69 and sugadaddy69. I love the fat bitches cause they always hungry and lonely. My fave is the single mothers, I have a thing for little kids and pets as well. Did I mention that I am also a carrier of He***itis C, drd, genital **rts and occasionally ch**dia. I hate using condoms cause my penis is too small and usually gets lost in one. I love to eat p*ssy and ass. I like my ass to be played with licked and things inserted. Oh yeah I forgot to mention that my fave kind of porn is chicks with dicks, I watch nothing else. I usually have about six to ten fatties on the go, usually older women, I have never dated anyone my age, no one likes me. I drive around in my BMW trying to impress anyone or taking a fatty to a secluded area to dig into her rolls. I also ride a green kawasaki ninja to up my coolness but doesnt really work since Im always crashing it. Ladies what do you think..