THE DIRTY ARMY: Well Nik, this douche B is the absolute definition of a homewrecker. This chick is all about the chase and challenge of scooping up guys that are already taken…possibly girls too. Maybe being the size and resemblance of a hobbit has something to do with the fact that she cant find a guy of her own. Even with the desperation of flashing her nasty titties on sites like Facebook, Plenty Of Fish and Hot or Not she still cant seem to find a man. This blonde bimbo needs to get a life and possibly a better dentist and f*ck right off before she finds herself with even uglier teeth one day, cause that’s where she’s headed! She can be found at all the local bars quite regularly attempting to dance sexy on the dance floor when really she looks like a seizuring oompa loompa. Her black leather jacket and pink hair make her look like a 15 year old teenager that really wants to piss her mommy and daddy off. Watch out guys this one will latch onto the back of your bike or car in hopes her head will fall into your lap! And girls watch out for this one…she’s a piece of work!
Not sure if the work she needs done can be fixed in a shed.- nik