THE DIRTY ARMY: Brandon Ballard also known as @ohhibrandon on Twitter is a college student ‘up’ for a good time. When he’s not attending classes, he’s trolling the local bars for some action. Its rumored he likes them long, dark and just a little abusive. The rougher the better for him.
He fancies himself a hot stud but mostly he’s just fancy. Between his partying and pony shows the only way he can make a grade is on his knees, and while down there, he aims to please. Yes, he’s a real swallower. Most of his male friends have abandoned him because when he drinks he gets handsy. If you ever do want to hook up, and he’s always down for that, heres where to find him [removed]
At least he’s not in the closet about it, that’s one thing he can be proud of…- nik