THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m seriously worried that my friend is becoming a porta potty. This girl has been my best friend since she moved to town a few years ago, we immediately clicked because we were both financially independent from our parents and working multiple jobs trying to support ourselves through college. She is the most naturally beautiful girl I have ever seen, has the perfect body, and could have any guy she wanted. I would submit pics to prove this but I don’t want to blow her cover.
Anyway, when I first met her she had only had sex with a couple of guys and was VERY picky when it came to who she hung out with and dated. Now it seems she has no interest in finding a serious relationship and just wants to party. When we first met, I remember making fun of all the sugar babies at our college, she’d say things like “Sorry I actually work for my money and my sugar daddy doesn’t pay for everything,” we’d roll our eyes and laugh at all the bad botox and lip injections these sugar babies in their twenties were getting at our school and how it made them look 40.
Flash forward three years later, she’s hanging out with said sugar babies who we previously made fun of, and now has her very own sugar daddy. She kisses my ass begging me not to judge her or tell anyone about it. She showed me a pic of the man and I’m telling you seriously that I could not pretend to like this guy or want to hang out with him for all the money in the world. He’s fat and could be our grandfather. She claims that he’s just a lonely man (unmarried, SUPPOSEDLY) with money who wants to spoil her and keep him company. She claims she has never had to do anything sexually for him, but it’s still in the early stages of their SB/SD relationship so I’m thinking the more $$$ he spends on her the sooner he will expect something in return.
She thinks if she keeps hanging out with him that he will pay off all of her debt and score some nice designer handbags while she’s at it. She is currently accompanying him on a business trip in NYC, where he put her up in a ritzy hotel with him, has a spa day planned for her, and will probably take her shopping. She’s already snapchatted me pics of her flying in first class and then from inside the limo to the hotel.
This whole arrangement sounds too good to be true and I would be truly SHOCKED if this old trout does not expect any sexual favors in return. Do arrangements like this seriously exist or is she just being naive thinking he will spoil her and pay all her bills just to sit there and look pretty without giving any action? I would be very surprised is she actually did have sex with him, but I know even if she did she would never tell me. Sincerely, Confused.
Your friend is having sexual intercourse in exchange for money. Don’t try to talk yourself out of it. Her soul is gone.- nik